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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,453rdBest Weather: 2,856thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,104th
The Green Land of
Libertarian Police State Slightly Overzealous Peoples Democracy
Work hard, earn hard!
Matildnéni
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Tildalandia

Population8.199 billion

CapitalHantos City
LeaderMatildnéni
FaithMatildizmus

CurrencyPengő
AnimalCattle

The Green Land of Tildalandia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Matildnéni with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, rampant corporate plagiarism, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 8.199 billion family members are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hantos City. The average income tax rate is 68.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tildalandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,428 trillion Pengős a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 174,223 Pengős, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Supervisors in Tildalandia commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence, tax revenue is often intercepted by international accountants before ever seeing the national treasury, human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity, and the best defense is a good fence. Crime is totally unknown. Tildalandia's national animal is the Cattle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Matildizmus.

Tildalandia is ranked 93,824th in the world and 159th in Forest for Most Stationary, with 489.57002000832 days.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,453rdBest Weather: 2,856thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,104thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,618thLargest Retail Industry: 3,673rdMost Influential: 3,842ndMost Efficient Economies: 4,002ndNicest Citizens: 4,197thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,713thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,985thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,315thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,863rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,925thMost Inclusive: 7,801stMost Pacifist: 8,656thHighest Food Quality: 8,781stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,015thMost Developed: 10,488thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,802ndLargest Publishing Industry: 12,037thSmartest Citizens: 12,267thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,951stLongest Average Lifespans: 14,207thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,502ndTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 14,984thMost Secular: 15,464thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,512thLargest Governments: 17,511thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17,592ndHighest Economic Output: 18,971stLargest Welfare Programs: 19,161stMost Advanced Public Education: 19,231stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,819thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 23,098thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 24,199thMost Cultured: 24,704thHealthiest Citizens: 25,024thMost Corrupt Governments: 28,751st
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Largest Retail Industry: 16th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 18th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 26th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 30th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 31st in the region

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