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Most Valuable International Artwork: 955thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,517thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,022nd
The Green Land of
Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones
Work hard, earn hard!
Matildnéni
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Tildalandia

Population3.76 billion

CapitalHantos City
LeaderMatildnéni
FaithMatildizmus

CurrencyPengő
AnimalCattle

The Green Land of Tildalandia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Matildnéni with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 3.76 billion family members are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hantos City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Tildalandian economy, worth 651 trillion Pengős a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 173,337 Pengős, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 767,967 per year while the poor average 24,434, a ratio of 31.4 to 1.

Employees who skip lunch to avoid sub-par cafeteria food risk getting fired, diminutive Tildalandian generals are feared for their aggressiveness, open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost, and the nation leads Forest for unlikely accidents and truffle consumption. Crime is almost non-existent. Tildalandia's national animal is the Cattle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Matildizmus.

Tildalandia is ranked 125,930th in the world and 190th in Forest for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 105.7 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 955thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,517thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,022ndTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 2,784thMost Efficient Economies: 3,021stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,442ndNicest Citizens: 3,514thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,809thBest Weather: 3,901stMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,984thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,965thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,325thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,552ndMost Inclusive: 7,955thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,152ndLargest Publishing Industry: 8,320thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,357thMost Pacifist: 9,026thHighest Average Incomes: 9,299thMost Developed: 9,582ndTop
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Smartest Citizens: 11,505thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,681stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11,967thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,440thMost Secular: 13,456thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,737thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,997thLargest Black Market: 14,117thLargest Governments: 16,019thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,488thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,797thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,297thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 19,311thLongest Average Lifespans: 20,403rd
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 15th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 17th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 24th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 25th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 25th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 26th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 27th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 27th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 33rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 34th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 40th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tildalandia, the nation leads Forest for unlikely accidents and truffle consumption.
  • : Following new legislation in Tildalandia, open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost.
  • : Following new legislation in Tildalandia, diminutive Tildalandian generals are feared for their aggressiveness.
  • : Following new legislation in Tildalandia, employees who skip lunch to avoid sub-par cafeteria food risk getting fired.
  • : Tildalandia was reclassified from "Benevolent Dictatorship" to "Compulsory Consumerist State".
  • : Following new legislation in Tildalandia, the nation's youth is held blameless for all crimes.
  • : Tildalandia was reclassified from "Compulsory Consumerist State" to "Benevolent Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Tildalandia, all the playground's a stage for Tildalandian schoolchildren.
  • : Following new legislation in Tildalandia, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies.
  • : Following new legislation in Tildalandia, doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality.

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