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LEGENDARY CARDS

Civil Rights Lovefest
“I have approximate knowledge of many things.”
Editor
Highest Crime Rates: 637th Most Armed: 919th Most Rebellious Youth: 963rd
14.786 billion Reapers. Flagrant waste-dumping, smutty television, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“To thine own self, be true.”
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 20th Most Beautiful Environments: 53rd Best Weather: 60th
9.692 billion Spaceans. Museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and prohibition of alcohol.
SEASON ONE

EPIC CARDS

Left-wing Utopia
“Freedom and Justice”
Most Cheerful Citizens: 142nd Most Efficient Economies: 160th Highest Poor Incomes: 221st
25.946 billion New Rogernomicans. Keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Renovatio.”
Largest Governments: 387th Highest Average Tax Rates: 433rd Most Subsidized Industry: 448th
15.093 billion Tiltjuiceans. Strictly enforced bedtime, national health service, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE
Corrupt Dictatorship
“Wanted: For crimes against the capitalist state.”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 26th Most Advanced Public Transport: 33rd Largest Welfare Programs: 74th
17.486 billion North Koreans. State-planned economy, pith helmet sales, and hatred of cheese.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“If all else fails, give her the whip”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 53rd Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 78th Fattest Citizens: 148th
28.349 billion Naughty Slave Girl Owners. Unlimited-speed roads, sprawling nuclear power plants, and enslaved workforce.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Exporting Evil Since 2002”
Largest Insurance Industry: 202nd Highest Wealthy Incomes: 230th Highest Disposable Incomes: 246th
14.638 billion Elves. Smutty television, parental licensing program, and free-roaming dinosaurs.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Forever adjusting the scales of balance.”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 130th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 197th Largest Publishing Industry: 418th
17.994 billion Lordiethians. Sprawling nuclear power plants, national health service, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Quack Quack Quackity Quack ”
Highest Economic Output: 110th Largest Mining Sector: 145th Highest Disposable Incomes: 158th
33.256 billion Duckeeducks. Sprawling nuclear power plants, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“The empire never ended.”
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 36th Most Armed: 48th Highest Crime Rates: 66th
23.305 billion Na-Khonsuans. Sprawling nuclear power plants, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Can't win, Don't try”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 72nd Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 108th Highest Poor Incomes: 136th
16.389 billion Big Bad Booans. Museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“§ Founded 29 May 2004 §”
Highest Crime Rates: 4th Most Armed: 8th Most Rebellious Youth: 10th
31.729 billion Otters. Anti-smoking policies, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws.
Left-wing Utopia
“A journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very badly”
Most Rebellious Youth: 174th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 328th Largest Publishing Industry: 367th
22.283 billion Jeniacs. Museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and national health service.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“How stupid are the people of Iowa?”
Largest Gambling Industry: 177th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 193rd Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 197th
25.404 billion Fa Nienteans. Public floggings, free-roaming dinosaurs, and infamous sell-swords.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Death to Humans!”
Largest Populations: 25th Largest Mining Sector: 50th Most Stationary: 58th
34.92 billion Lemmingcus Meenicusians. Anti-smoking policies, enslaved workforce, and strictly enforced bedtime.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“Set a pen to a dream, and the colour drains from it.”
Most Income Equality: 46th Most Beautiful Environments: 99th Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 112th
29.114 billion Sedelhians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, rampant corporate plagiarism, and prohibition of alcohol.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Desert Living At It's Finest”
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 31st Most Advanced Public Transport: 85th Most Beautiful Environments: 98th
13.101 billion Borrego Springsians. Lack of airports, frequent executions, and hatred of cheese.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Desert Living!”
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 27th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 96th Most Beautiful Environments: 101st
14.621 billion Anza-Borrego Desert State Parkians. Ban on automobiles, frequent executions, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Produce. Sell. Buy. Repeat.”
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 221st Largest Insurance Industry: 350th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 351st
19.642 billion Limburgians. Smutty television, digital currency, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Do as you wish.”
Best Weather: 479th Most Beautiful Environments: 493rd Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 534th
11.171 billion Puerosians. Otherworldly petting zoo, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Corrupt Dictatorship
“I'm The Coolest Thing There Ever Was.”
Highest Poor Incomes: 110th Largest Black Market: 123rd Largest Publishing Industry: 223rd
11.81 billion Goliaths. Compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and parental licensing program.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Vitae Meae Sunt Sepulcretum Perfectum Sepultarum Sperum”
Largest Welfare Programs: 665th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 821st Highest Average Tax Rates: 882nd
13.227 billion Mundiferrorum. Complete lack of prisons, anti-smoking policies, and national health service.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Running a country isn't monkey business.”
Rudest Citizens: 32nd Highest Crime Rates: 53rd Most Armed: 75th
5.182 billion Gorillas. Free-roaming dinosaurs, rampant corporate plagiarism, and unlimited-speed roads.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Perfection through logic”
Most Developed: 286th Most Compassionate Citizens: 322nd Most Beautiful Environments: 338th
4.234 billion Xposferans. Rum-swilling pirates, national health service, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Ni ekhomighas, kaj ni aliighos”
Most Beautiful Environments: 998th Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,047th Least Corrupt Governments: 1,061st
21.913 billion Esperantujoduanoj. Museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Friendship And Sheep Chocolate”
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 229th Most Advanced Public Education: 384th Largest Black Market: 718th
28.838 billion Sheep. Ban on automobiles, rampant corporate plagiarism, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“No, Mr. Bond....I expect you to die.”
Most Stationary: 1,759th Largest Black Market: 1,792nd Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,844th
15.673 billion Goldfingerers. Barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and enslaved workforce.
Left-Leaning College State
“How fortunate the man with none”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 286th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 467th Most Rebellious Youth: 532nd
26.498 billion Sleepyheadcats. Ubiquitous missile silos, unlimited-speed roads, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Thanks for the fish, man.”
Most Efficient Economies: 321st Largest Publishing Industry: 537th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 654th
29.371 billion Sea Dolphin Loversians. Unlimited-speed roads, daily referendums, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Screw you guys i'm going home”
Largest Black Market: 167th Most Rebellious Youth: 346th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 358th
26.565 billion worthless Klopswurstians. Keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions.
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