The Fielzão of Timao is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 34.323 billion Corinthians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Itaquerão. The income tax rate is 100%.

The Timaoan economy, worth an astonishing 10,569 trillion Fifa Club World Cups a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an amazing 307,951 Fifa Club World Cups, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves, and mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights. Crime is totally unknown. Timao's national animal is the Gavião, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Coringão.

Timao is ranked 51,930^th in the world and 3^rd in The Proletariat Coalition for Most Politically Free, scoring 73.52 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.