The Fielzão of Timao is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 38.57 billion Corinthians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Itaquerão. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but inefficient Timaoan economy, worth a remarkable 9,029 trillion Fifa Club World Cups a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an amazing 234,115 Fifa Club World Cups, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains, foreign despots proudly bandstand on Timaoan airwaves, court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs, and the only things written in the stars are arrest warrants for astrologers. Crime is totally unknown. Timao's national animal is the Gavião, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Coringão.

Timao is ranked 258,359^th in the world and 5^th in The Proletariat Coalition for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -83.61 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.