The Fielzão of Timao is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, compulsory vegetarianism, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 35.609 billion Corinthians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Itaquerão. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but inefficient Timaoan economy, worth a remarkable 7,392 trillion Fifa Club World Cups a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an amazing 207,600 Fifa Club World Cups, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation leads The Proletariat Coalition in per capita stalking, the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby Fofômeno And Marcelinho Carioca And Neto Pics" has made Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto's mom a celebrity, hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments, and students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas. Crime is totally unknown. Timao's national animal is the Gavião, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Coringão.

Timao is ranked 70,214^th in the world and 5^th in The Proletariat Coalition for Most Politically Free, scoring 71.81 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.