Population | 35.609 billion |
Capital | Itaquerão |
Leader | Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto |
Faith | Coringão |
Currency | Fifa Club World Cup |
Animal | Gavião |
The Fielzão of Timao is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, compulsory vegetarianism, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 35.609 billion Corinthians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Itaquerão. The income tax rate is 100%.
The enormous but inefficient Timaoan economy, worth a remarkable 7,392 trillion Fifa Club World Cups a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an amazing 207,600 Fifa Club World Cups, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation leads The Proletariat Coalition in per capita stalking, the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby Fofômeno And Marcelinho Carioca And Neto Pics" has made Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto's mom a celebrity, hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments, and students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas. Crime is totally unknown. Timao's national animal is the Gavião, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Coringão.
Timao is ranked 70,214th in the world and 5th in The Proletariat Coalition for Most Politically Free, scoring 71.81 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Timao, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.
- : Following new legislation in
Timao, hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments.
- : Following new legislation in
Timao, the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby Fofômeno And Marcelinho Carioca And Neto Pics" has made Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto's mom a celebrity.
- : Following new legislation in
Timao, the nation leads The Proletariat Coalition in per capita stalking.
- : Following new legislation in
Timao, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents.
- : Following new legislation in
Timao, babies are a small but significant export.
- : Following new legislation in
Timao, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees.
- : Following new legislation in
Timao, the mob vote is a crucial electoral demographic.
- : Following new legislation in
Timao, traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers.
- : Following new legislation in
Timao, the horniness of the great-horned Gavião is considered a national priority.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 1 » Star City.