The Fielzão of Timao is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and smutty television. The compassionate, cheerful population of 33.36 billion Corinthians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Itaquerão. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Timaoan economy, worth a remarkable 6,535 trillion Fifa Club World Cups a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an impressive 195,921 Fifa Club World Cups, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

At least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto's wardrobe, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs, knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags, and the new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies. Crime is totally unknown. Timao's national animal is the Gavião, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Coringão.

Timao is ranked 177,393^rd in the world and 5^th in The Proletariat Coalition for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 12.06 on the Bus Surprisal Index.