The Fielzão of Timao is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, hatred of cheese, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 36.878 billion Corinthians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Itaquerão. The income tax rate is 100%.

The Timaoan economy, worth a remarkable 9,268 trillion Fifa Club World Cups a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an amazing 251,321 Fifa Club World Cups, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, the subway is dead quiet in early afternoons, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy, and Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy. Crime is totally unknown. Timao's national animal is the Gavião, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Coringão.

Timao is ranked 205,460^th in the world and 3^rd in The Proletariat Coalition for Most Conservative, scoring 28.62 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.