by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Advertisement

Healthiest Citizens: 3rdMost Beautiful Environments: 6thNicest Citizens: 6th
The Fielzão of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Timão Eô!
Influence
Power
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Timao

Population38.57 billion

CapitalItaquerão
LeaderFofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto
FaithCoringão

CurrencyFifa Club World Cup
AnimalGavião

The Fielzão of Timao is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 38.57 billion Corinthians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Itaquerão. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but inefficient Timaoan economy, worth a remarkable 9,029 trillion Fifa Club World Cups a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an amazing 234,115 Fifa Club World Cups, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains, foreign despots proudly bandstand on Timaoan airwaves, court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs, and the only things written in the stars are arrest warrants for astrologers. Crime is totally unknown. Timao's national animal is the Gavião, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Coringão.

Timao is ranked 258,359th in the world and 5th in The Proletariat Coalition for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -83.61 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Top
1%
Healthiest Citizens: 3rdMost Beautiful Environments: 6thNicest Citizens: 6thLongest Average Lifespans: 6thBest Weather: 8thHighest Food Quality: 9thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10thMost Pacifist: 10thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 15thMost Rebellious Youth: 17thSmartest Citizens: 17thHighest Average Tax Rates: 21stMost Inclusive: 27thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 53rdLargest Governments: 56thMost Cultured: 59thMost Valuable International Artwork: 66thLeast Corrupt Governments: 79thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 150thMost Advanced Public Education: 166thLargest Welfare Programs: 185thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 195thMost Stationary: 222ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 289thMost Scientifically Advanced: 293rdSafest: 329thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 419thHighest Economic Output: 781stMost Secular: 831stLargest Information Technology Sector: 913thLargest Populations: 985thLowest Crime Rates: 1,024thMost Influential: 1,690thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,111thTop
5%
Highest Average Incomes: 4,783rdTop
10%
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 14,666thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,099th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Timao, the only things written in the stars are arrest warrants for astrologers.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, foreign despots proudly bandstand on Timaoan airwaves.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains.
  • : Timao was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint.
  • : Timao was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, there is a dearth of space for new houses.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, the government is proud to report that ten percent of all tax revenue goes to funding suspected terrorist organizations.

More...

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 1 » Star City.

Report