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Healthiest Citizens: 3rdLongest Average Lifespans: 5thMost Beautiful Environments: 6th
The Fielzão of
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Timao

Population36.878 billion

CapitalItaquerão
LeaderFofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto
FaithCoringão

CurrencyFifa Club World Cup
AnimalGavião

The Fielzão of Timao is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, hatred of cheese, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 36.878 billion Corinthians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Itaquerão. The income tax rate is 100%.

The Timaoan economy, worth a remarkable 9,268 trillion Fifa Club World Cups a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an amazing 251,321 Fifa Club World Cups, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, the subway is dead quiet in early afternoons, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy, and Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy. Crime is totally unknown. Timao's national animal is the Gavião, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Coringão.

Timao is ranked 205,460th in the world and 3rd in The Proletariat Coalition for Most Conservative, scoring 28.62 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

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Healthiest Citizens: 3rdLongest Average Lifespans: 5thMost Beautiful Environments: 6thNicest Citizens: 6thBest Weather: 8thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9thMost Pacifist: 10thHighest Food Quality: 11thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12thSmartest Citizens: 18thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 19thMost Rebellious Youth: 19thHighest Average Tax Rates: 29thMost Inclusive: 33rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 54thMost Cultured: 63rdMost Advanced Public Education: 72ndLargest Governments: 83rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 87thMost Valuable International Artwork: 89thLeast Corrupt Governments: 93rdLargest Welfare Programs: 105thMost Advanced Public Transport: 131stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 145thMost Scientifically Advanced: 162ndMost Stationary: 227thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 262ndSafest: 345thHighest Economic Output: 632ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 854thLargest Populations: 1,008thLowest Crime Rates: 1,193rdMost Influential: 1,613thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,102ndTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 3,559thMost Secular: 4,151stTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 13,768thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,324thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,204th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Timao, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, the subway is dead quiet in early afternoons.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.
  • : Timao voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Health and Safety Act".
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, major internet servers have acquired citizenship.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, hordes of tourists are ruining the environment.
  • : Timao voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Against Destructive Raiding Practices".
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit.

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