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Healthiest Citizens: 3rdMost Beautiful Environments: 4thLongest Average Lifespans: 4th
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Timao

Population33.36 billion

CapitalItaquerão
LeaderFofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto
FaithCoringão

CurrencyFifa Club World Cup
AnimalGavião

The Fielzão of Timao is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and smutty television. The compassionate, cheerful population of 33.36 billion Corinthians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Itaquerão. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Timaoan economy, worth a remarkable 6,535 trillion Fifa Club World Cups a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an impressive 195,921 Fifa Club World Cups, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

At least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto's wardrobe, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs, knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags, and the new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies. Crime is totally unknown. Timao's national animal is the Gavião, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Coringão.

Timao is ranked 177,393rd in the world and 5th in The Proletariat Coalition for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 12.06 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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Healthiest Citizens: 3rdMost Beautiful Environments: 4thLongest Average Lifespans: 4thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5thSmartest Citizens: 6thLargest Governments: 6thBest Weather: 7thMost Pacifist: 7thNicest Citizens: 8thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 23rdMost Inclusive: 26thMost Rebellious Youth: 28thMost Valuable International Artwork: 47thMost Advanced Public Education: 58thMost Cultured: 64thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 68thLargest Welfare Programs: 77thLowest Crime Rates: 83rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 86thLeast Corrupt Governments: 106thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 133rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 239thMost Stationary: 241stMost Scientifically Advanced: 299thSafest: 421stHighest Economic Output: 984thLargest Populations: 1,055thMost Influential: 1,185thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 1,928thHighest Average Incomes: 6,563rdTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 12,682ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,375thMost Income Equality: 13,917th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Timao, the new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto's wardrobe.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets.
  • : Timao voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Limitation of Inhumane Weaponry".
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, politicians spend a lot of time hanging around kids' playgrounds.
  • : Timao voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Arconian Empire".
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, the wreckages of bombed planes that litter Timao are highly popular tourist destinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post.

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