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Healthiest Citizens: 3rdLongest Average Lifespans: 6thBest Weather: 7th
The Fielzão of
Left-Leaning College State Paradise
Timão Eô!
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Political Freedom
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Timao

Population35.609 billion

CapitalItaquerão
LeaderFofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto
FaithCoringão

CurrencyFifa Club World Cup
AnimalGavião

The Fielzão of Timao is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, compulsory vegetarianism, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 35.609 billion Corinthians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Itaquerão. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but inefficient Timaoan economy, worth a remarkable 7,392 trillion Fifa Club World Cups a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an amazing 207,600 Fifa Club World Cups, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation leads The Proletariat Coalition in per capita stalking, the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby Fofômeno And Marcelinho Carioca And Neto Pics" has made Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto's mom a celebrity, hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments, and students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas. Crime is totally unknown. Timao's national animal is the Gavião, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Coringão.

Timao is ranked 70,214th in the world and 5th in The Proletariat Coalition for Most Politically Free, scoring 71.81 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

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Healthiest Citizens: 3rdLongest Average Lifespans: 6thBest Weather: 7thNicest Citizens: 8thMost Beautiful Environments: 8thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9thMost Pacifist: 10thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13thSmartest Citizens: 18thMost Rebellious Youth: 21stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 22ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 34thHighest Average Tax Rates: 36thMost Inclusive: 41stMost Cultured: 62ndLargest Governments: 89thLeast Corrupt Governments: 94thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 136thMost Advanced Public Education: 167thLargest Welfare Programs: 179thMost Advanced Public Transport: 231stMost Stationary: 232ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 235thSafest: 384thMost Scientifically Advanced: 445thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 507thHighest Economic Output: 961stLargest Populations: 1,034thLowest Crime Rates: 1,373rdMost Influential: 1,584thMost Secular: 1,750thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,946thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 2,662ndHighest Average Incomes: 5,950thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 14,113thHighest Drug Use: 17,623rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Timao, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby Fofômeno And Marcelinho Carioca And Neto Pics" has made Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto's mom a celebrity.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, the nation leads The Proletariat Coalition in per capita stalking.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, babies are a small but significant export.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, the mob vote is a crucial electoral demographic.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, the horniness of the great-horned Gavião is considered a national priority.

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