The Republic of Timmef is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 17.041 billion Timmefians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Healthcare, with International Aid, Environment, and Social Policy also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 28.0%.

The very strong Timmefian economy, worth 804 trillion Coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 47,216 Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Timmef's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Timmef is ranked 242,025^th in the world and 10,191^st in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 54.16 law-abiding acts per hour.