by Max Barry

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 231stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 306thMost Influential: 1,797th
The Commonwealth of
Left-wing Utopia Utopia
Laborate pro sapientia et salute
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population385 million


AnimalBrown Owl

The Commonwealth of Timothea is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 385 million Timotheans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flaviora. The average income tax rate is 79.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Timothean economy, worth 32.2 trillion Timoes a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 83,567 Timoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Whole-wheat loaves can only be ordered on the dark web, arms manufacturers and mild-mannered journalists have been outed as superheroes, re-education centers are being added to most prisons, and fistfighting vigilantes tend to suffer a lot of gunshot wounds. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Timothea's national animal is the Brown Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Timothea is ranked 6,808th in the world and 365th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 124.21 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 231stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 306thMost Influential: 1,797thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 3,711thMost Pacifist: 5,747thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,930thSafest: 6,808thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,725thNicest Citizens: 9,497thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,259thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 10,948thHighest Drug Use: 11,663rdMost Inclusive: 11,799thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,101stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,178thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,573rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,120thBest Weather: 14,245thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,373rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,749thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,402ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,963rdMost Beautiful Environments: 18,059thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,549thHealthiest Citizens: 20,541st
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 12th in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 157th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 172nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 223rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 224th in the regionMost Pacifist: 318th in the regionSafest: 365th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 367th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 455th in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 516th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 568th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 596th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 613th in the regionMost Inclusive: 663rd in the regionMost Influential: 666th in the regionNudest: 683rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 691st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 716th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 723rd in the regionBest Weather: 727th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 749th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 810th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 868th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 877th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 912th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 941st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1,006th in the regionLargest Governments: 1,008th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Timothea, fistfighting vigilantes tend to suffer a lot of gunshot wounds.
  • : Following new legislation in Timothea, re-education centers are being added to most prisons.
  • : Following new legislation in Timothea, arms manufacturers and mild-mannered journalists have been outed as superheroes.
  • : Following new legislation in Timothea, whole-wheat loaves can only be ordered on the dark web.
  • : Following new legislation in Timothea, the government now pays the "Really Awesome Super Heroes" (RASH) to catch evildoers.
  • : Following new legislation in Timothea, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers.
  • : Timothea was endorsed by The Confederacy of Napnomadia.
  • : Following new legislation in Timothea, neighboring nations are tired of Timothea's big fish stories.
  • : Timothea voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Military Identification Tag Act"".
  • : Following new legislation in Timothea, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 345 » Shibutani, Territorio di Nessuno, PortvgaI, Corfad, Castle Federation, Noahs Second Country, Guer Aike, Pallaith, El Fiji Grande, Northern Strandona, Frances Francis the First of France, McMasterdonia, Dakota Territories, Siwale, Hopsin, New Lakemba, 1 very fast endotarter, Hamerica, Zzozona, Fauzjhia, Saperisole, Arimbia, Solcius, Seprogo, Wilkshire, Praeceps, Advancia-Sizzletown, Kargestan, Aurelia I, Dabarastan, Asoc lon, Freyford, Yokciq Empire, Eraver, Seenvorland, La Vitica, Greater Marysville, Prydania, The Endless Eventide, Fayyayid, South Ronistan, Warsaw-Halicz, Wadisa, Karlinagrad, Karvana, Pazair, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Navsland, Anungu, Marinxa, and 295 others.United Federation of Technocrats, Ihese, Notyoutopia, Ethnon, Fendlium, The Serdey Islands, Antworship, KhalChicken, Chukstik Illahi, Craams Mal, Vexilia, Capreadonia, Amblegreserland, Xatin, Xyrron, Dopeland420, Aeurithianar, European Nutella, SpiLial, A Ordem do Caos, The Kingdom and Realm of Anubis, Dreadton, Gilakistan, Harveney, Jellies Island, Avemterra, Sundred, Protonfield, Planes, Iceland People, The Discipled, Holy Oranz, Olofin, Jaemir, Paul Pasch, Solmetria, Staniel, Greater New America, Eschatosia, The Rhein States, The Greylands, Terban Kedah, Manticore utopia, Eywaan, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Yellops, Voskopolis, Walter Jackson, Saint Lucas And Lower Nielto, Daiz, Miragnac, Irishvan, Fascist Democracy, Batatoland Empire, Sunnaria, Aoncarpa, Smesh, Dar es Saalam, Grieslhiem, East Supple Lund, Iztocna Slavija, TJUN-ia, Koda-Land, The Jerichowan Country, Zaeli, Sebastiania, Newpromisedland, Cartero, The Windmilluminati, Azzarel, Gabeville, Lazadonil, Sikol, Interdimensional Zone, Xagill, Westinor, Great Bights Mum, The Most Freedom Ever, Texas States, Miamington, Empy, Xentherida, LostLegion, The Empire of the Clarence, VietAnhland, Omnistria, The Sinclarian Provinces, Zenaguria, Qetrela, Borsukia, Sattelbach, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Termathe, Plutayah, Malta Comino Gozo, Sunto, Drutopia Insomnia, The Turkish workers of Europe, Moose repupblic, Ivy Rekkia, Tribal state of Charelis, Singamadri, Yaorozu, PotatoFarmers, Yeochon, Sile Maungistan, Pleroma Sans Romans, Conservative State of Poland, Yalgora, Zecit, Fel Imass, German Spitsbergen, Nationeer, Trentish, Bushkrub, Artemis Selene, Ver Testua, Ivernary, U S Eh, The Pantheons, North Bratislava, Sil Dorsett, SORT, SherpDaWerp in TNP, Eastern Auroria, United States of Medford, Riversedge, The Calabash Protectorate, Palmasas, Eteles, Aetulia, Korovan Isles, Gautania, Illusia and Neverendia, Aleavia, Eurasian Foederatio, Zokk, Free Culture, Memenaide, Preble, Respublic of corusant, Luizicole, Altivia, Sea Ghost, Greater Chimeran Union, Yun Empire, Necromonia, Valentine Z, Aeolist, David Davidson, Banabistan, Hoglands, I Like Killing people, Thenationofthesun, The Iron Lions, Upper Britain, Arlens Apartment, Montinario, Greater Nattlecreniaxia, Esplandia, Disunited Earth, Wisconsota, Valhalla123, Godwanna, Trance Empire, Methor, Complex Reveal, VictorH, Frieszia, Vernest Quill, TyGerria, Cobleck Weleis, Frostcell, North Novkia, Immenium, Votak Matim, Aroa, Tazagiv, Confederacy of Antarctica, Veast, Integriata, Volstokn, The Bureaucratic Territories, The Aidar Islands, New Jamgra, Neo Colorado, Grue, Democratie, The New Communist Republic Of States, Quentiam Viventem, Sounkaopia, Reission, Varisland, The English Alliance, Vesuva, Bengal Empir, North Armatas, Panama Coalition, Rad Lads, New Avian, Itallitopia, The Tampa Bay Rays, Partax, Selfgradatude, Palgo, Kanlidia, Bojacks and Jills, Libertania Democratica, Australian Socialist Commonwealths, West Hamburg, United Island States of Southeast Asia, Fredericksborg, Matea, Central Ryal, Former English Colony, Maljikistan, Novatros, Cors Evia, Terra Aquilon, Abonland, Valatic Ash, Phoronu, Carlinland, Fluffy Noodles, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Guepo, Kranostav, Kocherian, Unshleepd, El Emayo, Kulgatha, Vagaborn, Wineclaw, Simone Republic, Clan Spaniel, Zumlandia, Mimia, Ihsan, Sevinland, Innocentic, Seanat, Fizban, Victorian Atlantis, Lucedeia, Brucklania, Plangainer, Arichia, Schnuftelland, Arbor Marshes, Joodey, Abject Ludicrosity, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Serendipita Martia, Caselpania, Lesser Illiricum, Florida Palms, Colonies of Free Temeria, The Tri-City, Edson, Estandarte, Western Kellaveesione, Zimmerdachen, Minuda, Keling Serikat, Lemonbiscuits, Solskjar, Palisede, Zeternia, Highton Islands, Damsmel, Nouvelle-Floride, Unimaginable Doom, Shadowrik, The New Cordian Empire, Lionia, Tikariot, Nistriabar, Madjack, Energi Empire, Ravendi, Principia Mathematica, Kenaniahistan, Xipher, The Federal Republic of Scouseland, Kragsgale, Astal Aavors, Amerian States, United Kahndaq, Andexia, Maclare, Ultra777, Wit Noreis, Buckhem, Moubarakistan, and Napnomadia.

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