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Most Rebellious Youth: 2,795thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,458thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,344th
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Timothia

Population13.893 billion

CapitalAminikapol
LeaderPhoenix King
FaithTimothianism

CurrencyCheck
AnimalPanda

The February Phoenix of Timothia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Phoenix King with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, pith helmet sales, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 13.893 billion Timothians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aminikapol. The average income tax rate is 43.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Timothian economy, worth a remarkable 2,043 trillion Checks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 147,081 Checks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The subway is dead quiet in early afternoons, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Timothians, and school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Timothia's national animal is the Panda, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Timothianism.

Timothia is ranked 197,810th in the world and 31st in Renegade Islands Alliance for Most Stationary, with 50.35425943992 days.

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Most Rebellious Youth: 2,795thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,458thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,344thMost Cultured: 5,520thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,407thLargest Retail Industry: 7,160thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,190thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,390thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,945thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,220thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,228thHighest Economic Output: 11,976thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,174thSafest: 13,499thHighest Food Quality: 13,533rdHighest Poor Incomes: 13,858thTop
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Most Devout: 15,426thSmartest Citizens: 15,948thMost Developed: 19,464thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,650thHighest Average Incomes: 23,308thMost Advanced Public Education: 26,646thMost Efficient Economies: 27,966thLargest Populations: 29,398thMost Beautiful Environments: 29,544th
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Largest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the region

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