The Virgin Queendom of Tine IX is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Lady Tine with a fair hand, and renowned for its enforced nudity and restrictive gun laws. The democratic population of 22.191 billion Tineans enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The medium-sized, moralistic, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tinetown. The average income tax rate is 32.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Tineon economy, worth 642 trillion Euros a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 28,934 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Public nudity is compulsory, Tine IX has designated Tinetown as its capital city, Lady Tine has just been declared ruler of Tine IX in an international press conference, and The Worship of Tine has been named as Tine IX's national religion. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tine IX's national animal is the seal and its national religion is The Worship of Tine.

Tine IX is ranked 154,420^th in the world and 1^st in Galactic Socialist Republic for Lowest Crime Rates, with 60.65 law-abiding acts per hour.