Population | 43.371 billion |
Capital | Arx |
Leader | First Speaker Waldo |
Faith | Glorvanism |
Currency | Gerbile |
Animal | dragon |
The Union of Tinis is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by First Speaker Waldo with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, daily referendums, and enforced nudity. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 43.371 billion Tinisians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arx. The income tax rate is 100%.
The large but stagnant Tinisian economy, worth 640 trillion Gerbiles a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 14,771 Gerbiles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild, courtrooms can be a little sketchy, interest in globalism never flags, and posters on 'Tinisian Values' advise against being proud of Tinis. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tinis's national animal is the dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Glorvanism.
Tinis is ranked 221,479th in the world and 16th in The Furry Federation for Most Stationary, with 28.83207876968 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Tinis, posters on 'Tinisian Values' advise against being proud of Tinis.
- : Tinis lodged a message on the The Furry Federation Regional Message Board.
- : Tinis lodged a message on the The Furry Federation Regional Message Board.
- : Tinis altered its national flag.
- : Tinis's influence in The Furry Federation rose from "Sprat" to "Powerbroker".
- : Tinis lodged a message on the The Furry Federation Regional Message Board.
- : Tinis relocated from Osiris to The Furry Federation.
- : Tinis was refounded in Osiris.
- : Tinis ceased to exist in The Furry Federation.
- : Tinis lodged a message on the The Furry Federation Regional Message Board.