The The Exalted Megapanga State of Tioloman is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Helias E Spere with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 4.07 billion Tiolomaneers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Fernando-Bacolor. The average income tax rate is 69.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Tiolomanese economy, worth 460 trillion Gold units a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 113,050 Gold units, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Pocket calculators are seen as status symbols for the ostentatiously wealthy, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people', supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets, and sleeping on the job is recommended. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tioloman's national animal is the Maya, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Tioloman is ranked 89,448^th in the world and 3,903^rd in the South Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 64.48 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.