The Realm of Tioloman is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Premier Spere Helias with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 5.361 billion Tiolomanese have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Fernando-Bacolor. The average income tax rate is 79.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tiolomanese economy, worth 627 trillion Gold units a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 117,111 Gold units, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies, racehorses move a lot slower these days, and the national security service are a bunch of crooks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tioloman's national animal is the Maya, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Tioloman is ranked 13,610^th in the world and 425^th in the South Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,542.83 Tourists Per Hour.