by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,779thMost Influential: 2,134thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,983rd
The The Exalted Megapanga State of
Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens
the country was bigger than expected
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population4.07 billion

CapitalSan Fernando-Bacolor
LeaderHelias E Spere
FaithRoman Catholicism

CurrencyGold unit

The The Exalted Megapanga State of Tioloman is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Helias E Spere with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 4.07 billion Tiolomaneers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Fernando-Bacolor. The average income tax rate is 69.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Tiolomanese economy, worth 460 trillion Gold units a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 113,050 Gold units, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Pocket calculators are seen as status symbols for the ostentatiously wealthy, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people', supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets, and sleeping on the job is recommended. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tioloman's national animal is the Maya, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Tioloman is ranked 89,448th in the world and 3,903rd in the South Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 64.48 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,779thTop
Most Influential: 2,134thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,983rdMost Devout: 6,022ndNicest Citizens: 6,179thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,644thMost Developed: 9,324thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,824thLargest Retail Industry: 9,830thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 11,060thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,303rdLargest Publishing Industry: 12,300thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,317thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,400thSmartest Citizens: 12,556thMost Inclusive: 12,632ndHealthiest Citizens: 13,731stMost Pacifist: 13,787thMost Efficient Economies: 13,801stLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,939thLowest Crime Rates: 14,752ndLongest Average Lifespans: 14,929thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,552ndMost Cultured: 15,793rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,269thLargest Welfare Programs: 17,887thSafest: 18,032nd
Most Devout: 162nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 213th in the regionNicest Citizens: 221st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 237th in the regionMost Influential: 239th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 253rd in the regionMost Developed: 275th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 280th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 303rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 306th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 331st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 346th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 346th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 369th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 382nd in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 404th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 424th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 426th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 428th in the regionMost Inclusive: 439th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 448th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 450th in the regionMost Cultured: 451st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 531st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 547th in the regionMost Pacifist: 588th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 612th in the regionLargest Populations: 633rd in the regionLargest Governments: 641st in the regionSafest: 698th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 741st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 753rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tioloman was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Tioloman endorsed The Constitutional Monarchy of Corporis Doctrina.
  • : Following new legislation in Tioloman, sleeping on the job is recommended.
  • : Tioloman was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Corporis Doctrina.
  • : Following new legislation in Tioloman, supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets.
  • : Following new legislation in Tioloman, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'.
  • : Following new legislation in Tioloman, pocket calculators are seen as status symbols for the ostentatiously wealthy.
  • : Following new legislation in Tioloman, ten-year-olds are applying for lemonade stand operator licences.
  • : Tioloman was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Tioloman, manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 131 » Madreia, Beepee, Qvait, Crystal Creation, Amerion, Land Without Shrimp, Bleakfoot, Serendiva, Jehenna, Aidenfieeld, Xandev, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Aumeltopia, Tsvetania, Mapico, Wehraboos, Hanguk-Nippon, Sthalrim, Kiasu-ism, Volaworand, Japanese Federal Republic, Tsunamy, Theorin, The Filippinas, Tiransia, Curlyhoward, Potion Seller, The Tecorogan Federation, The United Expanse, Erinor, Corgitopiaa, USNE2018, Luddinlande, PenguinPies, Nimphadale, Farengeto, Bear Connors Paradiso, Lesinteil, New Briantown, Barabarom, Omiri, Darakin, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, Kringalia, Jarilon, Bawkie, Techganet, Tepertopia, Terran Draconia, Kandorith, and 81 others.FreeFishers, Rabbitz, Doundaly, South Blossom, Lambdaland, North Kanuckistan, Gliasco, Ebonhand, Zaelith, Aurcania, West Pastafaria, Anserisa, Turks of The Eastern Calculus, The Plebeian States, CzechoSlovakishMoravia, Eskvenn, Charloa, Ralphburg, Sedunn, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, Holy Free, Elan Sleazebaganno, Baltenlands, Marinho Islands, Starsight, Shefino, Auphelia, Compli, The Worst army of, Oncarra, Matak Tribes, Laamiva, The Radanivans, ChickenDome, RussiaSpetsnaz1, Namavatland, West Fallows, Well F, Rhetiaa, United States of Vietnam, Purple Hyacinth, Sandaoguo, Vincent Field, Nueva Alta California, Yeldarbsland, Belschaft, Royaltica, Ovkianos, Drugged Monkeys, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Kedjens, Midand, Concrete Slab, Avia Lavanda, Andinla, Myness, Whimichy, White Bananistan, Gonrati, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Sanden, Official State of Landland, RestartAll, Tandrea, Catillos, B H A R A T, Alfama, Markla, Djalia, Seliyan progressive Islands, The Two Jerseys, Namhines, Vega Naothia, Jazzfrezia, Coadjuthen, Gecetesse, The naked people, Trinennie, Soem, Sagada, and Direwolf1.

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