The Republic of Tira Aspiodontia is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. The quiet, industrious population of 620 million Tira Aspiodontians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 32.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Tira Aspiodontian economy, worth 23.7 trillion guilders a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,236 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tira Aspiodontia's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Tira Aspiodontia is ranked 97,393^rd in the world and 1,386^th in Artificial Solar System for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 51 Whatever.