The Mountainous Kingdoms of Titanianapolis is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Leonidas Tiranius with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.728 billion Titanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Titan Compound. The average income tax rate is 68.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Titanianapolisian economy, worth 246 trillion Tiras a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,329 Tiras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

People take government jobs for the frequent flier miles, cremation is compulsory for the deceased, Titanianapolis is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, and new arrivals are asked the location of the Minister of the Interior's birthmark. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Titanianapolis's national animal is the Steel winged hawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Titanism.

Titanianapolis is ranked 93,290^th in the world and 4,679^th in The North Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 56.41 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.