The Mountainous Kingdoms of Titanianapolis is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Leonidas Tiranius with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 6.001 billion Titanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Titan Compound. The average income tax rate is 81.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Titanianapolisian economy, worth 513 trillion Tiras a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,509 Tiras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

To say that military robots are inclined towards violence is offensive, strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices, costumed characters wearing Maxtopian Grass leaves remind citizens that the government now sells the green stuff, and tax assessment offices double as polling stations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Titanianapolis's national animal is the Steel winged hawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Titanism.

Titanianapolis is ranked 8,907^th in the world and 528^th in The North Pacific for Best Weather, with 231 Meters Of Sunlight.