by Max Barry

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,289thMost Influential: 4,826thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,925th
The Grand Duchy of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Quod Necat Me Fortiorem Facit
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population1.766 billion

CapitalOthryian Citadel
LeaderThe Prime Plenipotentiary
FaithThe Oracles of Blight and Shadow

AnimalThree-tailed Drake

The Grand Duchy of Titanomachia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The Prime Plenipotentiary with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, public floggings, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.766 billion Titanopeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Othryian Citadel. The average income tax rate is 69.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Titanomachian economy, worth 226 trillion Drachmas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 128,145 Drachmas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Gun regulations are so strict even staple guns and hot glue guns are illegal, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers, and crooks and people with too many kids are being kicked out of the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Titanomachia's national animal is the Three-tailed Drake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Oracles of Blight and Shadow.

Titanomachia is ranked 50,282nd in the world and 2,286th in The East Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 26.55 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,289thMost Influential: 4,826thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,925thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,194thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,461stHealthiest Citizens: 8,220thLowest Crime Rates: 9,164thMost Developed: 9,886thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,048thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 10,857thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,139thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,752ndMost Secular: 15,457thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,349thMost Authoritarian: 17,865thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,946thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,186thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,552ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,987thMost Efficient Economies: 19,187thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,251stHighest Average Incomes: 19,389thSmartest Citizens: 19,556thLargest Governments: 19,571st
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 80th in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 141st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 235th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 245th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 246th in the regionMost Developed: 271st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 288th in the regionMost Influential: 324th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 336th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 351st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 370th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 442nd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 458th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 483rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 492nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 498th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 506th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 506th in the regionMost Secular: 514th in the regionLargest Governments: 516th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 527th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 542nd in the regionMost Cultured: 564th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 573rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 585th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 595th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 623rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 715th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 839th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 879th in the region

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