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Titisee

Population28.906 billion

CapitalTitisee City
LeaderJeremy Clarkson
FaithSuperFastCarism

CurrencyTopGears
AnimalStig

The Sleepy Little Weiler of Titisee is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Jeremy Clarkson with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 28.906 billion Titiseeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Titisee City. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Titiseean economy, worth a remarkable 5,913 trillion TopGears a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 204,566 TopGears, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is proudly the least fertile in Funuzzle, summer science camps are regularly raided by narcotics police, all footpaths have tollbooths, and the government is buying children's books by the thousands. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Titisee's national animal is the Stig, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is SuperFastCarism.

Titisee is ranked 480th in the world and 1st in Funuzzle for Most Developed, scoring 98.75 on the Human Development Index.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 146thLargest Black Market: 155thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 232ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 345thBest Weather: 395thMost Developed: 480thMost Valuable International Artwork: 493rdMost Beautiful Environments: 506thLongest Average Lifespans: 553rdHealthiest Citizens: 585thMost Stationary: 610thMost Corrupt Governments: 634thMost Advanced Public Education: 751stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 781stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 823rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 853rdHighest Economic Output: 1,197thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,696thLowest Crime Rates: 1,760thTop
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Largest Populations: 2,117thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,611thSmartest Citizens: 2,781stMost Cultured: 2,898thMost Pacifist: 3,479thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,681stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,939thMost Secular: 4,410thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,499thLargest Governments: 5,802ndHighest Average Incomes: 5,815thMost Influential: 5,913thMost Conservative: 7,477thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,836thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 10,223rdHighest Poor Incomes: 12,639thMost Efficient Economies: 15,747th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Titisee was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Titisee, the government is buying children's books by the thousands.
  • : Titisee was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Titisee, all footpaths have tollbooths.
  • : Following new legislation in Titisee, summer science camps are regularly raided by narcotics police.
  • : Following new legislation in Titisee, the nation is proudly the least fertile in Funuzzle.
  • : Titisee was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Titisee, Titiseean soldiers are assured their new ray-guns will finally power up after the next round of ominous chanting.
  • : Following new legislation in Titisee, nudity is frowned upon.
  • : Following new legislation in Titisee, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed.

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