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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,256thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,320thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,398th
The Kingdom of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Excellence in God
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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TM-Jesselton

Population286 million

CurrencySelts
AnimalLion

The Kingdom of TM-Jesselton is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 286 million TM-Jesseltonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Spirituality, Education, and Environment are also considered important, while Social Policy is ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.0%.

The frighteningly efficient TM-Jesseltonian economy, worth 28.7 trillion Selts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 100,389 Selts, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

High school career advisors advise belligerent loners to consider vigilantism, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames, it's harder to qualify for IVF than for a good university, and many in TM-Jesselton are born in the purple. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. TM-Jesselton's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

TM-Jesselton is ranked 10,646th in the world and 633rd in The East Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 8,180.63 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,256thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,320thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,398thMost Influential: 7,667thTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,646thHighest Disposable Incomes: 12,751stMost Cheerful Citizens: 17,629thMost Efficient Economies: 17,739thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,762ndLargest Gambling Industry: 18,904thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20,641st
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 58th in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 126th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 152nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 387th in the regionMost Influential: 443rd in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 467th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 473rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 547th in the regionMost Developed: 625th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 633rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 691st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 717th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 722nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 830th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 886th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : TM-Jesselton was endorsed by The ENDORSE LIBERTANNY of The Atlae Isles.
  • : TM-Jesselton was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in TM-Jesselton, many in TM-Jesselton are born in the purple.
  • : Following new legislation in TM-Jesselton, it's harder to qualify for IVF than for a good university.
  • : Following new legislation in TM-Jesselton, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames.
  • : Following new legislation in TM-Jesselton, high school career advisors advise belligerent loners to consider vigilantism.
  • : Following new legislation in TM-Jesselton, citizens are frequently held up at gunpoint by their local pizza delivery boys.
  • : TM-Jesselton was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in TM-Jesselton, being Leader has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs.
  • : Following new legislation in TM-Jesselton, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 108 » VW53Aland, Todd McCloud, Pakitsk, H-Zhena, Zukchiva, The Three States of Fortuna, Brotherland, Liberstankonia, Staynes, Peoples Republic of GG, Elejamie, Unger under over, Wizardonia, Greater New Cassandra, Tretrid, East Malaysia, Asendavia, Ridann, The Eternal Land of Jong, Goodnamesarerare, Mays Austrian Nation, Raunch, Technocratic Tagalog, Stellar Colonies, Evrigenis, Kastilio, BearStackof2015, Chria Deau, Wiranath, Euricanis, Tshana, Kampf Empire, Interdimensional Waifus, ArenaC, North Insomnia, Dreamersistan, 3 14159265358979323846264, New Liberitad, New Leganes, Seri Tai Republic, Talitoa, Adolanta, Oofery, Layngderfleethe, Chubaka, The Solar Ottomans, Modra, Axdel, Plazland, Cameronia Excellentia, and 58 others.Drunken Seal Islands, Outer Verron Swicia Islands, Sen Jast, ReeK, Roliganistan, Bai Lung, The Empire of Rijelv, Lanagon, Iodinia, Monteconstance, Lyontisia, Arkantis, Republic of Berzerkistan, CheeseBurrito, Servants of Gizmo, Kaigi, Rhealaliit, Kelsyth, Trimmania, Adioration, Cymru Broadcasters, Adavan, Slonful, Harro Waarudho, Enlil, Eagas, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, Federated States of Zootron, Headpat Central, Davinhia, Monezambique, Narinoland, Slys Paws, La xinga, EnderShnovia, A Slanted Black Stripe, Dracacre, Dragonia, Enou, Barfleur, Soirwren, Socialist Holy American Empire, Dark Edgyness, CopyCato, Blobbo, Lingu, Galve, Sericena, Kilkire, Libertanny, Tuvaltastan, Swiftwhiskers, Filipopol, A mean old man, Biggstonia, BuciLand, Grey Haven of Tauraucania, and The Atlae Isles.

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