The Jolly Good Democracy of Tobixland is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Tobixen with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.717 billion happy campers hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gladstad. The average income tax rate is 66.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Tobixlandian economy, worth 199 trillion Bottlecaps a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 116,279 Bottlecaps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Worrywarts have started advocating for a paint ban, the death penalty has been reintroduced, citizens try to pass off bottlecaps they found in their backyards as historical artifacts, and group hugs break out during floor votes. Crime is totally unknown. Tobixland's national animal is the Four-headed chicken, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Kopimism.

Tobixland is ranked 10,242^nd in the world and 178^th in 10000 Islands for Most Developed, scoring 90.1 on the Human Development Index.