The State of Togolese is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 15.027 billion Togoleseans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Administration, Public Transport, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.7%.

The strong Togolesean economy, worth 717 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. Average income is 47,717 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 307,546 per year while the poor average 2,991, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, the nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist, and Togolese has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Togolese's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Togolese is ranked 288,199^th in the world and 620^th in Ancient Lands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 34.91 law-abiding acts per hour.