The State of Toirdhealbhach is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 15.504 billion Toirdhealbhachians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Law & Order, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.5%.

The very strong Toirdhealbhachian economy, worth a remarkable 1,136 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is 73,274 betales, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 274,625 per year while the poor average 13,670, a ratio of 20.1 to 1.

Elections have been outlawed, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, the government is reining in public spending, and Toirdhealbhach has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Toirdhealbhach's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Toirdhealbhach is ranked 259,720^th in the world and 2^nd in Hessen for Lowest Crime Rates, with 46.46 law-abiding acts per hour.