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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 10,964th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,623rd Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13,956th
The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
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Civil Rights
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Economy
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Political Freedom
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Toowoon

Population56 million

CurrencyToowoonian Dollar
AnimalWedge Tail Eagle

The Empire of Toowoon is a large, safe nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 56 million Toowoonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.9%.

The Toowoonian economy, worth 2.97 trillion Toowoonian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 53,117 Toowoonian Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Just as students finish their homework it's time for school, caps with skulls on them are the height of fashion, it is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language, and charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Toowoon's national animal is the Wedge Tail Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Toowoon is ranked 154,302nd in the world and 29th in Mediterranean for Highest Drug Use, scoring 17.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 10,964thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,623rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13,956th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Toowoon, charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial.
  • : Toowoon was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Toowoon, it is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language.
  • : Following new legislation in Toowoon, caps with skulls on them are the height of fashion.
  • : Following new legislation in Toowoon, just as students finish their homework it's time for school.
  • : Following new legislation in Toowoon, lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers.
  • : Following new legislation in Toowoon, legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on.
  • : Following new legislation in Toowoon, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners.
  • : Following new legislation in Toowoon, CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show.
  • : Following new legislation in Toowoon, airport security is provided by private companies.

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Endorsements Received: 4 » Dominiceus, Valkom, Silpes, and Pacilius.

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