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Largest Welfare Programs: 4,878thMost Primitive: 5,071stMost Secular: 7,764th
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Economy
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Top Guanaco

Population3.049 billion

CapitalGuanaciad
LeaderPackmaster Leonato

CurrencyMontagne
AnimalGuanaco

The Packlands of Top Guanaco is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Packmaster Leonato with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, fear of technology, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 3.049 billion Top Guanacoans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Guanaciad. The average income tax rate is 76.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Top Guanacoan economy, worth 179 trillion Montagnes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 58,927 Montagnes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Married couples must call each other "darling" or risk a fine, racial supremacists indulge their wildest fantasies in cinemas and theatres across the nation, Top Guanacoan novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Packmaster Leonato, and hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Top Guanaco's national animal is the Guanaco, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Top Guanaco is ranked 128,013th in the world and 213th in Forest for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 454.95 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Top
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Largest Welfare Programs: 4,878thMost Primitive: 5,071stMost Secular: 7,764thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,980thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,094thNicest Citizens: 9,811thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,332ndTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 10,516thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,586thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,307thHighest Drug Use: 14,370thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,510thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,189thBest Weather: 17,631stMost Rebellious Youth: 18,962ndHealthiest Citizens: 19,282ndMost Inclusive: 19,569thMost Pacifist: 20,534thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 20,671st
Top
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Highest Drug Use: 30th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 34th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 38th in the regionMost Primitive: 41st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Top Guanaco was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Top Guanaco was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Top Guanaco was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Top Guanaco was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, and Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Top Guanaco was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : Top Guanaco was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pacifist and Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Top Guanaco was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Top Guanaco was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Top Guanaco was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Top Guanaco was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.

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