by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,027thMost Influential: 1,398thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,989th
The Federal Republic of
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Population1.782 billion


The Federal Republic of Topito is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 1.782 billion Topitoans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 78.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Topitoan economy, worth 196 trillion bitcoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 110,269 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, Topitoans incessantly needle their doctors for relief, and public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Topito's national animal is the leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Topito is ranked 9,153rd in the world and 396th in The North Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,951.43 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,027thMost Influential: 1,398thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,989thHealthiest Citizens: 4,036thMost Pacifist: 4,096thBest Weather: 4,130thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,743rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,589thNicest Citizens: 5,672ndSafest: 5,965thMost Inclusive: 7,216thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,683rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,153rdLargest Welfare Programs: 9,898thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,486thMost Developed: 11,292ndTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 11,804thLowest Crime Rates: 13,139thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,542ndHighest Poor Incomes: 13,788thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,473rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,847thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,936thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,352ndMost Secular: 16,908thLargest Governments: 16,914thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,068thSmartest Citizens: 18,018thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,449thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,766thMost Rebellious Youth: 19,358thMost Cultured: 21,644thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,142ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 22,593rd
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 201st in the regionBest Weather: 236th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 246th in the regionMost Pacifist: 247th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 289th in the regionSafest: 315th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 334th in the regionNicest Citizens: 338th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 386th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 396th in the regionMost Inclusive: 441st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 492nd in the regionTop
Most Influential: 563rd in the regionNudest: 566th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 589th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 626th in the regionMost Developed: 654th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 659th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 666th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 713th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 740th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 751st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 755th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 759th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 775th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 779th in the regionLargest Governments: 819th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 839th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 842nd in the regionMost Secular: 869th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 891st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 936th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Topito, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers.
  • : Following new legislation in Topito, Topitoans incessantly needle their doctors for relief.
  • : Topito was endorsed by The Empire of Imperial Pieserged.
  • : Following new legislation in Topito, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Topito, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons.
  • : Topito was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed and the Top 10% for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Topito, hospitals are amongst the best-funded in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Topito, employers are keenest on employees who lack family values.
  • : Following new legislation in Topito, all mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave.
  • : Following new legislation in Topito, glamping Topitoans won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 185 » Yaorozu, The Rhein States, Notyoutopia, El Fiji Grande, Interdimensional Zone, 1 very fast endotarter, The Tampa Bay Rays, Pazair, McMasterdonia, Guer Aike, Corfad, Empy, Koda-Land, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Seenvorland, Valentine Z, Shibutani, Steampunk Ariel, Praeceps, Orado, Dar es Saalam, Dabarastan, Fendlium, North Bratislava, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Sil Dorsett, Holy Oranz, Daiz, Wineclaw, Glurponia, Siwale, Zumlandia, Sundred, Dreadton, Ethnon, Territorio di Nessuno, Kranostav, Volstokn, Shadowrik, The Iron Lions, Frances Francis the First of France, Loutsland, Ravendi, Napnomadia, Great Bights Mum, Gnomewatchers, Wilkshire, Selfgradatude, Hamerica, Valhalla123, and 135 others.Loli County, PotatoFarmers, Merconitonitopia, Pallaith, United Kahndaq, Moubarakistan, Kelvaros Prime, Xagill, Noahs Second Country, Sunto, Zyvetskistaahn, Vincone Cae, Universal State Formula, Newpromisedland, Malta Comino Gozo, The New Communist Republic Of States, Yokciq Empire, Wit Noreis, Omnistria, Khoik, The Stratosphere Islands, The Endless Eventide, New Jamgra, Votak Matim, Joodey, KhalChicken, Olofin, Runeda, Clan Spaniel, The Lancerian Empire, Crader, Diodone, Xentherida, The Windmilluminati, SORT, New Lakemba, Antiyard, New Octicarg, Nistriabar, Varola, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Unshleepd, Hyphen, Kobagia, Avastate, Maott, The Pantheons, Korovan Isles, Fizban, Westinor, Wisconsota, Zeternia, Astronomical, Fauzjhia, The Serdey Islands, Greater Pittsburgh, Frostcell, Sikol, Saperisole, Zzozona, Aoncarpa, Former English Colony, Prydania, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Kocherian, The Calabash Protectorate, Seanat, Pizza Squared, Libertania Democratica, Brucklania, Arichia, Schnuftelland, Highton Islands, Xyrron, Madjack, Ihsan, Simone Republic, Xipher, Kragsgale, Astal Aavors, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, Buckhem, Andexia, Principia Mathematica, U S Eh, Innocentic, Heilhum Imperius, WeKnow, Harjad, Frahnkzaden, Eywaan, Aerilia, Cretox State, Morover, Nouvelle-Floride, Glanst, Lulubellia, Elvoreto, Outer Shenendoah, Chips and Guac, Navsland, Magna Banitia, Hardscrabble, Abonland, Sopernia, A Die, A Salmon Named Harold, Democratic Republic of Kohland, Boston Castle, Jerzykowo, Sakusen, Draconian Progression, Republica Guilleana, Viridiann, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Lubi Islands, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Religioncord, Venicea, Pytong, Bankowiata, The Clever Crow, Kazoo Basin, Arloria, Pasargad, East Akra, The Unified Missourtama States, Caffeinetopia, Gabenia, Sardona, Pope Saint Peter the Apostle, PEG, Sevinland, and Imperial Pieserged.

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