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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 2,239thMost Pro-Market: 2,547thMost Politically Free: 2,769th
The Queendom of
Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society
Pride and Industry
Influence
Negotiator
Region
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Corrupted

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Totally Squirrelly

Population6.241 billion

Currencybetale
Animaldeer

The Queendom of Totally Squirrelly is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 6.241 billion Totally Squirrellyians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, with Defense, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.6%.

The strong Totally Squirrellyian economy, worth 375 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 60,171 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 387,807 per year while the poor average 3,771, a ratio of 102 to 1.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Totally Squirrelly's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Totally Squirrelly is ranked 75,092nd in the world and 6th in Purgatory for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 1,558.26 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Top
5%
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 2,239thMost Pro-Market: 2,547thMost Politically Free: 2,769thHighest Drug Use: 3,499thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,311thMost Extreme: 4,321stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,608thHighest Crime Rates: 7,768thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,394thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10,589thTop
10%
Rudest Citizens: 11,219thNudest: 12,177thMost Avoided: 13,343rdLargest Gambling Industry: 21,656th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Totally Squirrelly was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights, the Top 5% for Rudest Citizens, and the Top 10% for Most Armed.
  • : Totally Squirrelly's influence in Purgatory fell from "Contender" to "Negotiator".
  • : Totally Squirrelly was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : Totally Squirrelly was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : Totally Squirrelly's influence in Purgatory rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
  • : Totally Squirrelly was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : Totally Squirrelly was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Totally Squirrelly was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Totally Squirrelly was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Totally Squirrelly was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.

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