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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 932nd Most Influential: 1,322nd Most Pacifist: 2,621st
The Empire of
New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy
Plus Ultra
Her Majesty Empress Sofía II
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Towi Lamia

Population1.807 billion

LeaderHer Majesty Empress Sofía II


The Empire of Towi Lamia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Her Majesty Empress Sofía II with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, rampant corporate plagiarism, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.807 billion Towilamians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Esmeralda. The average income tax rate is 89.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Towilamian economy, worth 221 trillion rets a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 122,802 rets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Billion-ret sentient AI killbots roll through the streets dispensing hot dogs and T-shirts, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves, politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests, and there's no representation without taxation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Towi Lamia's national animal is the kuele, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Towi Lamia is ranked 932nd in the world and 144th in the South Pacific for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 152 Valid Endorsements.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 932ndMost Influential: 1,322ndTop
Most Pacifist: 2,621stSafest: 2,663rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,828thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,867thNicest Citizens: 3,016thBest Weather: 3,147thMost Inclusive: 4,130thHealthiest Citizens: 4,377thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,704thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,762ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,045thMost Developed: 5,539thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,650thLowest Crime Rates: 5,661stMost Beautiful Environments: 5,668thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,330thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,676thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,201stMost Advanced Public Education: 7,754thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,322ndTop
Smartest Citizens: 8,543rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,974thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,065thMost Secular: 9,693rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,931stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,440thLargest Governments: 11,017thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,027thMost Efficient Economies: 14,981stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,176thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,363rd
Safest: 84th in the regionMost Pacifist: 92nd in the regionBest Weather: 94th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 97th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 99th in the regionNicest Citizens: 103rd in the regionMost Influential: 119th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 131st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 133rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 135th in the regionMost Inclusive: 137th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 144th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 147th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 154th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 155th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 167th in the regionMost Developed: 173rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 179th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 189th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 209th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 218th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 230th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 239th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 242nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 270th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 277th in the regionLargest Governments: 281st in the regionMost Secular: 338th in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 351st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 366th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 375th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 393rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 406th in the regionMost Cultured: 485th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 539th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 557th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 152 » Pencil Sharpeners 2, Anachronolandia, Beepee, Erinor, Tsunamy, The Solar System Scope, Concrete Slab, Si-topia, Cypheri, Jaxon, Jehenna, Aidenfieeld, Volaworand, Utondara, Crabius, Nowa Europa, Avalonica, Escevola, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, Ancient Slobovia, Farengeto, Rebel-topia, Luddinlande, Abarri, Quiescent, Aywhyou, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Oxsania, Kholdan, The National Corporation, Kringalia, Tsvetania, Sagada, La Ascension, Silberne Wache, Darakin, Lotadia, Theorin, RestartAll, Janapuri, Madhonia, Curlyhoward, Hanguk-Nippon, Aurcania, Esfalsa, Saciu, Ufask, Great Andora, Drystar, USNE2018, and 102 others.Barabarom, Isokenzar, Lightmare, PASTIR, Kiasu-ism, Dylar, Techganet, Lost And Found, Udaron, Aguatania, Corgitopiaa, Uncastania, Yeldarbsland, Camante, Center Lisle, Moreana, Aneas, Sedunn, Nankyoku Tairiku, Aumeltopia, Xandev, Spearos, Cuuldere, Whimichy, Sandaoguo, Kandorith, Rabbitz, Paranoia, Natcatjojo, Mirutania, Sthalrim, Calistan, The Libertarian Nation of Songrandine, Qvait, The Filippinas, Birdkeeper, Ostanasia, Lumpov Hasch, Pax Dracon, Bear Connors Paradiso, Ariankido, Wehraboos, Land Without Shrimp, Jahass, Federated Kingdoms of Brittania, Academy of Umbrellas, Wyatonians, Herbert Island, Stoniamera, Akindom, Violent Peacenicks, Dasko, Drugged Monkeys, Agalaesia, Churumduul, Novagentum, Hika Monith, Uunited Islands, British Nations, Wat Blum, North Erfton, Phanama, PenguinPies, Amerion, Crystal Creation, Wild Space, Great Africans, Negoshi, Aveerya, Westoc Kinness, Yellunstryer, Srevana, Republic Clovakh, Pays de Loire, Ave Gloriana, Upper Tyrconnel, Maeiland, Great Allabre, Ketathinamiri Islands, Higash, New Briantown, Imperial Duck, Mapico, Ratoninburg, Marinho Islands, Empa Aserium, World United, Gecetesse, Omiri, Kopashu, Jennaterra, Phoenicia Kingdom, The Tecorogan Federation, Benstralis, Romanus Terrae, Des Nak Neers, Direwolf1, Samogitija, Annie60, Realms of Madness, The Drakan Republic, and Qawe.

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