by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 713thMost Influential: 1,117thRudest Citizens: 1,989th
The Borderlands of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
we are the best
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population2.85 billion


The Borderlands of Townbolia is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, otherworldly petting zoo, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.85 billion Townbolians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 41.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Townbolian economy, worth 538 trillion Kids a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 188,822 Kids, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic, movies depict muscle-bound women kicking down a titanium door to carry hysterical men to safety, the nation is stuck in permanent election mode as politicians demand constant do-overs, and there's a bright dawn ahead for Townbolia. Crime is almost non-existent. Townbolia's national animal is the Beaver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Townbolia is ranked 5,271st in the world and 194th in The North Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 12,101.89 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 713thMost Influential: 1,117thRudest Citizens: 1,989thLargest Retail Industry: 2,099thMost Secular: 2,318thTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,067thMost Avoided: 3,652ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,464thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,664thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,948thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,216thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,269thLargest Mining Sector: 5,271stMost Efficient Economies: 5,348thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,395thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,712thNudest: 5,834thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,995thHighest Average Incomes: 7,879thLargest Black Market: 8,354thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,975thMost Developed: 10,174thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,581stLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,879thSmartest Citizens: 11,054thTop
Most Armed: 14,940thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,892ndMost Corrupt Governments: 17,558thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,216thLargest Governments: 21,448thMost Advanced Public Education: 22,260th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 59th in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 100th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 109th in the regionRudest Citizens: 124th in the regionMost Secular: 133rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 179th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 184th in the regionNudest: 185th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 194th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 228th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 235th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 270th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 304th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 308th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 309th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 334th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 340th in the regionLargest Black Market: 354th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 373rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 389th in the regionMost Influential: 436th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 437th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 492nd in the regionMost Armed: 514th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 605th in the regionMost Developed: 622nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 810th in the region

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