The Kingdom of Townsvalley is a massive, safe nation, ruled by King Mustaffa with an even hand, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, rampant corporate plagiarism, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 3.315 billion Civilians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The enormous government prioritizes Administration, although Industry, Law & Order, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Newlands. The average income tax rate is 67.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Civlized economy, worth 207 trillion Hektes a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 62,683 Hektes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.
"Day of the Rope" is the top song of the summer, the industries of Townsvalley are coughing all the way to the bank, beaches are empty as the shark population multiplies exponentially, and babies are a small but significant export. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Townsvalley's national animal is the Markhor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Townsvalley was endorsed by The Confederacy of Zyvetskistaahn.
- : Townsvalley was endorsed by The Incorporated States of The Endless Eventide.
- : Townsvalley was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Average.
- : Following new legislation in Townsvalley, babies are a small but significant export.
- : Following new legislation in Townsvalley, beaches are empty as the shark population multiplies exponentially.
- : Following new legislation in Townsvalley, the industries of Townsvalley are coughing all the way to the bank.
- : Following new legislation in Townsvalley, "Day of the Rope" is the top song of the summer.
- : Following new legislation in Townsvalley, gossip magazines have pictures of King Mustaffa sunbathing on the beach with political rivals.
- : Townsvalley endorsed The United Communist States of The New Communist Republic Of States.
- : Townsvalley was endorsed by The United Communist States of The New Communist Republic Of States.
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