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Most Primitive: 938thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,366thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,604th
The Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Balanced and Modest Humans
King Mustaffa
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Population3.315 billion

LeaderKing Mustaffa


The Kingdom of Townsvalley is a massive, safe nation, ruled by King Mustaffa with an even hand, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, rampant corporate plagiarism, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 3.315 billion Civilians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government prioritizes Administration, although Industry, Law & Order, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Newlands. The average income tax rate is 67.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Civlized economy, worth 207 trillion Hektes a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 62,683 Hektes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

"Day of the Rope" is the top song of the summer, the industries of Townsvalley are coughing all the way to the bank, beaches are empty as the shark population multiplies exponentially, and babies are a small but significant export. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Townsvalley's national animal is the Markhor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Townsvalley is ranked 171,320th in the world and 9,256th in The North Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -8.99 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Most Primitive: 938thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,366thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,604thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 3,755thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,199thMost Influential: 6,215thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,712thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,695thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,473rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,225thMost Secular: 11,640thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,743rdMost Cultured: 12,105thLargest Black Market: 14,860thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,534thBest Weather: 15,604thMost Average: 16,735th
Most Primitive: 33rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 57th in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 187th in the regionMost Average: 340th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 359th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 368th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 399th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 414th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 449th in the regionLargest Black Market: 467th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 587th in the regionMost Secular: 603rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 679th in the regionRudest Citizens: 720th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 789th in the regionBest Weather: 819th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 862nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 946th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 119 » Baldova, El Fiji Grande, Marstoa, Siwale, Terban Kedah, Territorio di Nessuno, Sunto, Miruma, Corfad, Shibutani, Unprintable Initiator, Yaorozu, The Rhein States, Notyoutopia, Guer Aike, Valshire, McMasterdonia, Alunya, Pazair, Valentine Z, Empy, Koda-Land, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Eravonia, Seenvorland, Palgo, The Tampa Bay Rays, Steampunk Ariel, Castle Federation, Fendlium, Interdimensional Zone, Praeceps, New Bremerton, Zecit, Orado, Dar es Saalam, Dabarastan, General COE, Aenglaland, Kwaj, Sockmanland, North Bratislava, Eri-Maqa-Ena, U S Eh, Sil Dorsett, Holy Oranz, Daiz, Wineclaw, Glurponia, 2nd Confederacy of Independent Systems, and 69 others.United Anglo-America, 2 and 2 is Fish, Zumlandia, Sundred, Tervel, Dreadton, Pauliestien, Valhalla123, Serendipita Martia, Religioncord, Ethnon, PotatoFarmers, Malta Comino Gozo, Abject Ludicrosity, Kranostav, Angshire, Volstokn, Loli County, New Avian, East Akra, Umuyyad, Black Templares, Shadowrik, Aratani, Cobleck Weleis, Makersaulache, OuterGalactic Banking Clan, Mazeoftime, 1 very fast endotarter, The Iron Lions, Jasminlandia, Bongoni, Ravendi, Avemterra, The Jerichowan Country, Amauri, Imperial Joseon, Lungha, Napnomadia, Great Bights Mum, Gnomewatchers, Wilkshire, Frances Francis the First of France, Kasazzastan, Selfgradatude, God Leon, Hamerica, Wodan, Merconitonitopia, JesseltonTM, Pallaith, Navigator Islands, Francois Isidore, United Kahndaq, Valatic Ash, Moubarakistan, Porlock, Noahs Second Country, Kinegiener, Vincone Cae, Loutsland, Universal State Formula, Haminkwarea, Xagill, The Stratosphere Islands, MiaryBhalzhack, The New Communist Republic Of States, The Endless Eventide, and Zyvetskistaahn.

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