The Republic of Trashika is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Krosiski with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.865 billion Trashikans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Towonos. The average income tax rate is 73.5%.

The strong Trashikan economy, worth 152 trillion Weiss Marks a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 81,710 Weiss Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains, and lip-readers are often left perplexed by political rallies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trashika's national animal is the crocodile, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Trashika is ranked 47,755^th in the world and 3,016^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 74.85 law-abiding acts per hour.