The Communist Utopia of Travislavania is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Joseph Stalin with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, free-roaming dinosaurs, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.014 billion Travislavanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vussal. The average income tax rate is 65.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Travislavanian economy, worth 281 trillion Gold Bars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 139,906 Gold Bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom, and the nation has gained millions of new citizens overnight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Travislavania's national animal is the siberian bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Stalinism.

Travislavania is ranked 110,939^th in the world and 4,553^rd in The North Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 18.26 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.