by Max Barry

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 8thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9thMost Armed: 9th
The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of
Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers
To Shape the World is to be Immortal
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Population39.568 billion

CapitalThe Bunker
LeaderKhushal Khan

AnimalPeregrine Falcon

The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Khushal Khan with an even hand, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, flagrant waste-dumping, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 39.568 billion Tremalkians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Environment and Social Policy not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Bunker. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Tremalkierian economy, worth an astonishing 31,476 trillion Crowns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 795,507 Crowns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 7,421,096 per year while the poor average 7,537, a ratio of 984 to 1.

Homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, jaywalkers are condemned to lives of poverty for their heinous crimes, and citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Tremalkier's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is La´citÚ.

Tremalkier is ranked 11,441st in the world and 22nd in Wysteria for Most Secular, with 91.45 Atheism Rate.

Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 8thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9thMost Armed: 9thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15thHighest Crime Rates: 20thLargest Gambling Industry: 20thHighest Disposable Incomes: 21stHighest Economic Output: 21stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 27thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 36thFattest Citizens: 37thMost Avoided: 40thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 42ndLargest Mining Sector: 43rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 46thHighest Average Incomes: 46thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 47thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 49thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 52ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 59thLargest Insurance Industry: 64thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 107thRudest Citizens: 107thMost Scientifically Advanced: 114thLargest Populations: 116thLargest Agricultural Sector: 139thMost Efficient Economies: 149thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 198thMost Stationary: 215thLargest Retail Industry: 458thSmartest Citizens: 477thLargest Publishing Industry: 573rdMost Rebellious Youth: 715thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 863rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 960thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,423rdTop
Largest Black Market: 6,074thMost Cultured: 7,685thMost Influential: 8,315thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,328thMost Secular: 11,441stTop
Most Pro-Market: 17,312thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,120th
Highest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the region

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