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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 8thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8thMost Armed: 9th
The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of
Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers
To Shape the World is to be Immortal
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Tremalkier

Population38.294 billion

CapitalThe Bunker
LeaderKhushal Khan
FaithLa´citÚ

CurrencyCrown
AnimalPeregrine Falcon

The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Khushal Khan with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 38.294 billion Tremalkians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Environment and Social Policy not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Bunker. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Tremalkierian economy, worth an astonishing 30,463 trillion Crowns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 795,507 Crowns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 7,421,096 per year while the poor average 7,537, a ratio of 984 to 1.

Homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, jaywalkers are condemned to lives of poverty for their heinous crimes, and citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Tremalkier's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is La´citÚ.

Tremalkier is ranked 23,408th in the world and 18th in Wysteria for Nudest, with 217.5 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 8thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8thMost Armed: 9thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12thHighest Crime Rates: 15thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17thHighest Disposable Incomes: 18thHighest Economic Output: 22ndLargest Gambling Industry: 22ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 23rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 35thFattest Citizens: 36thHighest Average Incomes: 38thMost Avoided: 39thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 40thLargest Mining Sector: 41stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 46thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 50thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 52ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 54thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 57thLargest Insurance Industry: 65thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 90thRudest Citizens: 93rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 101stLargest Populations: 117thLargest Agricultural Sector: 137thMost Efficient Economies: 143rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 200thMost Stationary: 220thLargest Retail Industry: 384thSmartest Citizens: 449thLargest Publishing Industry: 588thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 732ndMost Rebellious Youth: 741stLargest Information Technology Sector: 897thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,101stTop
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Largest Black Market: 5,164thMost Cultured: 7,405thMost Influential: 8,184thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,552ndMost Secular: 10,881stTop
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Most Pro-Market: 16,087thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,149th
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Highest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Pro-Market: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tremalkier was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Tremalkier was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Tremalkier was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Tremalkier was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Tremalkier was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments, the Top 5% for Most Secular, and the Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Tremalkier was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Tremalkier was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Tremalkier was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides and the Top 10% for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Tremalkier was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Huddled Terrified Masses of Keyser Soze, curing 1 million infected.
  • : Tremalkier was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Green and Pleasant Dominion of The Bruce, curing 1 million infected.

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