The Federal Republic of Tri Lita is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 665 million Tri Litans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cloud Harbor. The average income tax rate is 69.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Tri Litese economy, worth 20.8 trillion blergs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 31,268 blergs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

An increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens, textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be, and class action lawsuits have gone up in smoke thanks to government interference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tri Lita's national animal is the Wild Floof, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tri Lita is ranked 128,684^th in the world and 5,112^th in The East Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 215.41 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.