The Federal Republic of Tri Lita is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Derek Floof with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.92 billion Tri Litans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cloud Harbor. The average income tax rate is 74.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Tri Litese economy, worth 73.0 trillion blergs a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 38,001 blergs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects, the recital of citations that follows any political speech can be longer than the speech itself, lumberjacks only use certified eco-friendly chainsaws, and the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tri Lita's national animal is the Wild Floof, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Social judgment but withholding comment.

Tri Lita is ranked 186,781^st in the world and 5,989^th in The East Pacific for Most Secular, with 15.04 Atheism Rate.