Population | 16.033 billion |
Capital | Cyeze |
Currency | Kall |
Animal | Penguin |
The Serene Republic of Triestine is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 16.033 billion Triestines are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cyeze. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Triestini economy, worth a remarkable 1,972 trillion Kalls a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 123,005 Kalls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Army doctors who come under attack defend themselves by using stethoscopes like nunchaku, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, the parliament building has installed a revolving door, and flipping a coin to make a decision leads to a referral to Gambling Addiction Services. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Triestine's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Triestine is ranked 7,620th in the world and 89th in the West Pacific for Most Stationary, with 2,684.8517886382 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Triestine was endorsed by The Socialist Monarchy of Hexion.
- : Triestine was endorsed by The Republic of Pushistia.
- : Triestine was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Triestine was endorsed by The Free Land of RelentlessPirates.
- : Triestine lost the endorsement of The Free Land of RelentlessPirates.
- : Triestine was endorsed by The Free Land of RelentlessPirates.
- : Triestine was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Triestine was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Nalibia.
- : Triestine was endorsed by The Holy Lucky Christmas of Montrandec.
- : Triestine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 62 » The Undivided, Dilber, Pandaland II, Sindria, Condonohia, Tropical Isles, Moriari, IndyCar Racing, Mediobogdum, Nas Crustium, DiscGolfLand, Hamburg Neo, BIteland, Aldesport, Av Libertas Vindex, Podium, Tithio, Overthinkers, Greg Tucker, Glorious Existence, Hongg Kong, The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Muad-Dib, Willow Gate, Corbeil, Apexiala, New Belia, Nes Repuland, Infinite Star, Bhang Bhang Duc, Guitermot, Shaktirajya, Varanius, The Warriors of Determination, Savitri, Laudesia, Orcatortugs, Occidius, Orson Welles, Rengum in Lingo, Hyperion Towers, Yardies, Yy4u, Diet coke enjoyers, Fotisdia, Ulinzistan, Algueneia, Mediocre Talents, Succedania, Tsangenya, and 12 others.Arkengia, Wickedly evil people, Kabirstan, Taylor Allison Swift, Risani, Isachile Tum, Nacaome, Zoran, All Good People, RelentlessPirates, Pushistia, and Hexion.