The Happy April Fools of Tringapore is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Grogu the Foundling with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.657 billion Tringaporeans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marina Bay. The average income tax rate is 76.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tringaporean economy, worth 207 trillion Gold Tringaporean Sterlings a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 125,175 Gold Tringaporean Sterlings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Third world countries are rich in "I Love Marina Bay" t-shirts, almost every singles' party has a clergy and courtesans theme, same-sex marriages are increasingly common, and advertisements read like science journal articles complete with extensive references. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tringapore's national animal is the Baby Yoda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kiasuism.

Tringapore is ranked 238,073^rd in the world and 9,008^th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 29.88 Whatever.