The Kingdom of Trinitiana is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by HM King Iván I with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 12.989 billion Trinitianians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Genoshan. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Trinitianian economy, worth a remarkable 1,735 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 133,585 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose, a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation, Trinitianian husbands are dead good at fathering kids, and visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trinitiana's national animal is the Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Protestant.

Trinitiana is ranked 4,310^th in the world and 1^st in Antarean Empire for Lowest Crime Rates, with 120.14 law-abiding acts per hour.