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Largest Mining Sector: 2,876thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,221stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,780th
The Four long years of
Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State
Make Amurica Great Again!1!
God-Emperor Trump
Influence
Negotiator
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Trumpist Dystopia

Population2.695 billion

CapitalWarshington Duh Suh
LeaderGod-Emperor Trump
FaithGod-fearin Murican Christianity

Currencydollar
Animaleagle

The Four long years of Trumpist Dystopia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by God-Emperor Trump with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 2.695 billion Trumpists are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Spirituality, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warshington Duh Suh. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Dystopian economy, worth 290 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 107,843 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 406,847 per year while the poor average 19,911, a ratio of 20.4 to 1.

It's considered a valid legal defence to say "a demon made me do it", engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy, vanity is the constant enemy of dignity, and wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Trumpist Dystopia's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is God-fearin Murican Christianity.

Trumpist Dystopia is ranked 9,165th in the world and 6th in Deep Storage for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 5,940.59 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Largest Mining Sector: 2,876thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,221stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,780thFattest Citizens: 4,019thMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,154thMost Avoided: 4,694thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,086thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,984thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,603rdLargest Insurance Industry: 9,165thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,829thLargest Retail Industry: 10,451stMost Devout: 10,722ndTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,676thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,915thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,209thMost Armed: 15,964thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,152ndMost Pro-Market: 22,067th
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Most Pro-Market: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Trumpist Dystopia, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby.
  • : Following new legislation in Trumpist Dystopia, vanity is the constant enemy of dignity.
  • : Following new legislation in Trumpist Dystopia, engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy.
  • : Trumpist Dystopia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork, the Top 5% for Most Devout, and the Top 10% for Most Armed.
  • : Following new legislation in Trumpist Dystopia, it's considered a valid legal defence to say "a demon made me do it".
  • : Trumpist Dystopia was reclassified from "Right-wing Utopia" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • : Following new legislation in Trumpist Dystopia, when you fly on Air Trumpist Dystopia you win a seat or you die.
  • : Following new legislation in Trumpist Dystopia, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying.
  • : Following new legislation in Trumpist Dystopia, kids are exceptionally good at digging holes.
  • : Following new legislation in Trumpist Dystopia, monks aren't the only ones who take vows of silence.

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