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Largest Mining Sector: 3,127thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,800thMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,464th
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Trumpist Dystopia

Population1.276 billion

CapitalWarshington Duh Suh
LeaderGod-Emperor Trump
FaithGod-fearin Murican Christianity

Currencydollar
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The Land of the Ree of Trumpist Dystopia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by God-Emperor Trump with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.276 billion Trumpists are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warshington Duh Suh. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The thriving Dystopian economy, worth 119 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 93,744 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.9 times as much as the poorest.

Employees are told they can avoid traffic jams by starting work at 4 AM, record numbers of students are leaving school to enter the workforce, heart attacks are regarded as a coming of age ritual, and a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII'. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Trumpist Dystopia's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is God-fearin Murican Christianity.

Trumpist Dystopia is ranked 3,127th in the world and 3rd in Deep Storage for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 14,252.58 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Largest Mining Sector: 3,127thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,800thMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,464thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,695thFattest Citizens: 5,984thMost Avoided: 7,812thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,946thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,322ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,387thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10,167thLargest Insurance Industry: 10,198thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 16,476thMost Armed: 16,737thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,828thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,147thLargest Retail Industry: 19,236th
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Trumpist Dystopia, a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII'.
  • : Trumpist Dystopia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector and Highest Unexpected Death Rate and the Top 10% for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Trumpist Dystopia, heart attacks are regarded as a coming of age ritual.
  • : Following new legislation in Trumpist Dystopia, record numbers of students are leaving school to enter the workforce.
  • : Trumpist Dystopia's influence in Deep Storage rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
  • : Trumpist Dystopia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Armed and Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Trumpist Dystopia, employees are told they can avoid traffic jams by starting work at 4 AM.
  • : Trumpist Dystopia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Trumpist Dystopia, photos of picturesque coastal buildings are set against a backdrop of smokestacks and ship hulls.
  • : Trumpist Dystopia's influence in Deep Storage fell from "Diplomat" to "Envoy".

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