The Queendom of Tsumugiland49 is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Queen Tsumugi I with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, national health service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.991 billion Tsumugiland49ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of TsumugiVille. The average income tax rate is 81.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tsumugiland49ian economy, worth 248 trillion despairs a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 124,695 despairs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, the meaning of life was recently discovered in the patch notes for Version 1.42, and the news is showing footage of Queen Tsumugi I bullying an old man to the point of tears. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tsumugiland49's national animal is the kuma, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hentai.

Tsumugiland49 is ranked 53,073^rd in the world and 33^rd in Confederacy of Layem for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 4,487.24 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.