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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,374thNudest: 8,017thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,103rd
The Queendom of
Mother Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
The hell is this
Queen Tsumugi I
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Tsumugiland49

Population1.991 billion

CapitalTsumugiVille
LeaderQueen Tsumugi I
FaithHentai

Currencydespair
Animalkuma

The Queendom of Tsumugiland49 is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Queen Tsumugi I with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, national health service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.991 billion Tsumugiland49ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of TsumugiVille. The average income tax rate is 81.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tsumugiland49ian economy, worth 248 trillion despairs a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 124,695 despairs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, the meaning of life was recently discovered in the patch notes for Version 1.42, and the news is showing footage of Queen Tsumugi I bullying an old man to the point of tears. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tsumugiland49's national animal is the kuma, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hentai.

Tsumugiland49 is ranked 53,073rd in the world and 33rd in Confederacy of Layem for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 4,487.24 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,374thNudest: 8,017thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,103rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,105thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,152ndLowest Crime Rates: 8,711thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,687thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,134thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,726thMost Cultured: 11,376thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,191stTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 12,312thHealthiest Citizens: 13,441stMost Developed: 13,804thLargest Governments: 14,090thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,397thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,416thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,541stMost Influential: 17,315thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,761stMost Beautiful Environments: 19,003rdBest Weather: 21,376thMost Efficient Economies: 21,577thHighest Average Incomes: 21,600thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,653rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,108thLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,034th
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tsumugiland49 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Following new legislation in Tsumugiland49, the news is showing footage of Queen Tsumugi I bullying an old man to the point of tears.
  • : Following new legislation in Tsumugiland49, the meaning of life was recently discovered in the patch notes for Version 1.42.
  • : Following new legislation in Tsumugiland49, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
  • : Following new legislation in Tsumugiland49, conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies.
  • : Following new legislation in Tsumugiland49, Queen Tsumugi I's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site.
  • : Tsumugiland49 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Tsumugiland49, the blind lead the blind in social welfare.
  • : Following new legislation in Tsumugiland49, Queen Tsumugi I's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader.
  • : Following new legislation in Tsumugiland49, parents dread their examinations more than their children.

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