The Swiftly Tilting Land of Tsunamy is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by L Woods with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 27.633 billion Tsunami hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vertigo City. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The powerhouse Tsunami economy, worth a remarkable 2,584 trillion verts a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Gambling industry. Average income is 93,513 verts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm, the 'Museum Of Stuff We Stole' is a tourist favourite, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, and drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tsunamy's national animal is the glittered hamster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tsunamy is ranked 19,109^th in the world and 645^th in the South Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 75,058.59 Standard Monetary Units.