The Republic of TubaCoffee is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.728 billion TubaCoffeeans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sousaville. The average income tax rate is 76.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The TubaCoffeean economy, worth 69.5 trillion DollaDollaBills a year, is highly specialized and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 40,237 DollaDollaBills, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast, strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down, it is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language, and the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TubaCoffee's national animal is the Racoon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is ChurchOfCoffee.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : TubaCoffee was endorsed by The Republic of Novum Sina.
- : TubaCoffee was endorsed by The Glorious People's Republic of Integria.
- : TubaCoffee was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : Following new legislation in TubaCoffee, the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks.
- : Following new legislation in TubaCoffee, it is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language.
- : TubaCoffee was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
- : TubaCoffee was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Vanbella.
- : TubaCoffee was endorsed by The Republic of Peepo Poggers Moment.
- : TubaCoffee was endorsed by The Grand Kingdom of Seythennia.
- : TubaCoffee was endorsed by The Holy Communist Empire of The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society.
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