by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,311thMost Influential: 2,871stLargest Welfare Programs: 9,275th
The Republic of
Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State
Yeetin on em
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population1.728 billion



The Republic of TubaCoffee is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.728 billion TubaCoffeeans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sousaville. The average income tax rate is 76.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The TubaCoffeean economy, worth 69.5 trillion DollaDollaBills a year, is highly specialized and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 40,237 DollaDollaBills, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast, strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down, it is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language, and the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TubaCoffee's national animal is the Racoon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is ChurchOfCoffee.

TubaCoffee is ranked 85,111th in the world and 3,111th in the South Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 1,216.63 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,311thMost Influential: 2,871stLargest Welfare Programs: 9,275thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,326thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,524thMost Compassionate Citizens: 17,531stHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,396thMost Income Equality: 18,589thNicest Citizens: 19,233rdBest Weather: 19,375thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21,637th
Largest Welfare Programs: 284th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 346th in the regionMost Influential: 346th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 511th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 572nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 600th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 672nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 679th in the regionBest Weather: 707th in the regionNicest Citizens: 738th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 761st in the regionMost Income Equality: 828th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 829th in the region

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