Population | 6.894 billion |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Crab |
The Republic of Tube Island is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its daily referendums, pith helmet sales, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 6.894 billion Tube Islandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 47.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Tube Islandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,006 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 146,022 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Romantic sunsets are no longer interrupted by explosions and monstrous roars, adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears, the letters L, G, and B must never be grouped together, and nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tube Island's national animal is the Crab, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Tube Island is ranked 31,722nd in the world and 143rd in The grimy backyard of Bigej for Lowest Crime Rates, with 81.73 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Tube Island was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
- : Following new legislation in Tube Island, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths.
- : Following new legislation in Tube Island, the letters L, G, and B must never be grouped together.
- : Following new legislation in Tube Island, adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears.
- : Following new legislation in Tube Island, romantic sunsets are no longer interrupted by explosions and monstrous roars.
- : Following new legislation in Tube Island, crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track.
- : Tube Island was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Following new legislation in Tube Island, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web.
- : Following new legislation in Tube Island, hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments.
- : Following new legislation in Tube Island, citizens tint their front windows to avoid starring in the 'TV Detector Patrol Unit' documentary.