The State of Tucano is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by the Governor with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, enforced nudity, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic population of 20.937 billion Tucanoans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. The average income tax rate is 23.1%.

The powerhouse Tucanoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,550 trillion betales a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 74,069 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, Tucano has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, and The Governor has just been declared ruler of Tucano in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Tucano's national animal is the deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tucano is ranked 160,584^th in the world and 149^th in United States of America for Lowest Crime Rates, with 60.09 law-abiding acts per hour.