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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 860thMost Secular: 995thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,810th
The Socialist HOA of
Left-wing Utopia Utopia
Neoliberal fascists are destroying the left
Socko
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Turkey Creek

Population3.9 billion

CapitalCarrington Green
LeaderSocko

Currencydollira
Animalcreekturkey

The Socialist HOA of Turkey Creek is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Socko with a fair hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.9 billion Turkey Creekers are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carrington Green. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Turkey Creeker economy, worth a remarkable 1,012 trillion dolliras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 259,553 dolliras, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, any reference to a higher being is punished with public shaming, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, and families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs. Crime is totally unknown. Turkey Creek's national animal is the creekturkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Turkey Creek is ranked 115,179th in the world and 336th in The Communist Bloc for Most Stationary, with 332.1477388142 days.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 860thMost Secular: 995thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,810thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,035thMost Influential: 2,342ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,483rdTop
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Most Inclusive: 3,191stMost Efficient Economies: 3,297thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,391stHighest Food Quality: 3,484thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,533rdMost Developed: 4,080thSmartest Citizens: 4,475thLargest Governments: 4,494thHighest Average Incomes: 4,772ndMost Subsidized Industry: 4,875thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,987thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,180thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,224thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,409thMost Cultured: 5,517thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,171stLargest Publishing Industry: 6,264thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,547thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,654thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,665thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,946thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,020thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,076thHealthiest Citizens: 7,299thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,325thRudest Citizens: 7,468thBest Weather: 8,873rdNicest Citizens: 8,893rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,741stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,557thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,360thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,735thLargest Black Market: 14,218thTop
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Nudest: 18,461stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,594thLargest Retail Industry: 20,160thMost Income Equality: 21,495thLowest Crime Rates: 23,713thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23,713thMost Corrupt Governments: 26,228thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 27,790thHighest Economic Output: 29,751st
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11th in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 20th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 26th in the regionMost Secular: 29th in the regionRudest Citizens: 32nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 34th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 35th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 36th in the regionLargest Black Market: 40th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 48th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 51st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 64th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 65th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 65th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 67th in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 70th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 72nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 73rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 74th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 76th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 77th in the regionMost Cultured: 81st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 82nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 84th in the regionMost Developed: 92nd in the regionNudest: 98th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 100th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 102nd in the regionLargest Governments: 105th in the regionMost Inclusive: 110th in the regionMost Influential: 119th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 119th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 133rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Turkey Creek was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Turkey Creek, families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs.
  • : Following new legislation in Turkey Creek, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Turkey Creek, any reference to a higher being is punished with public shaming.
  • : Following new legislation in Turkey Creek, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • : Following new legislation in Turkey Creek, the comic book series 'Socko and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller.
  • : Following new legislation in Turkey Creek, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
  • : Following new legislation in Turkey Creek, gift hampers filled with delicious beef jerky are sent to newly communist nations.
  • : Turkey Creek voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
  • : Turkey Creek voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Education and Availability of Basic Medical Devices".

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