by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,852nd Most Influential: 3,760th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,173rd
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Population1.99 billion

CapitalCan't cap the capital

CurrencyTURKEYISMian Light
AnimalOH dayum son

The Armed Republic of TURKEYISM is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by EKREM TAYYİP YILDDOROM ⚡ İMAMDOĞAN with an iron fist, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, keen interest in outer space, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.99 billion TURKEYISMians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Can't cap the capital. The average income tax rate is 54.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming TURKEYISMian economy, worth 266 trillion TURKEYISMian Lights a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 133,870 TURKEYISMian Lights, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings, the TURKEYISM Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, and an endless multinational bureaucracy connects the Red Bloc. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TURKEYISM's national animal is the OH dayum son, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is AerodynamicHypersonicKineticEnergyBalls.

TURKEYISM is ranked 22,955th in the world and 653rd in The East Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 72.59 on the Human Development Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,852ndMost Influential: 3,760thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,173rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,536thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,844thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,276thLargest Black Market: 8,289thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,859thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,125thMost Secular: 10,741stMost Authoritarian: 11,048thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,625thLargest Mining Sector: 15,885thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,991stHighest Average Incomes: 16,363rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,874th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 123rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 132nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 136th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 173rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 206th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 263rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 283rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 307th in the regionMost Influential: 310th in the regionMost Secular: 343rd in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 406th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 438th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 441st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 454th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 489th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 499th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 558th in the regionMost Cultured: 593rd in the regionLargest Governments: 616th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 634th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 652nd in the regionMost Developed: 653rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 669th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 680th in the regionMost Stationary: 690th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 726th in the region

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