|Capital||Can't cap the capital|
|Leader||EKREM TAYYİP YILDDOROM ⚡ İMAMDOĞAN|
|Animal||OH dayum son|
The Armed Republic of TURKEYISM is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by EKREM TAYYİP YILDDOROM ⚡ İMAMDOĞAN with an iron fist, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, keen interest in outer space, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.99 billion TURKEYISMians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Can't cap the capital. The average income tax rate is 54.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming TURKEYISMian economy, worth 266 trillion TURKEYISMian Lights a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 133,870 TURKEYISMian Lights, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings, the TURKEYISM Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, and an endless multinational bureaucracy connects the Red Bloc. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TURKEYISM's national animal is the OH dayum son, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is AerodynamicHypersonicKineticEnergyBalls.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : TURKEYISM was endorsed by The Acting Overseeing Officer of Feu de Glace.
- : TURKEYISM was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of BNV.
- : TURKEYISM endorsed The Eight United States of Zukchiva.
- : TURKEYISM endorsed The Democratic Republic of Yemeni Locusts.
- : TURKEYISM endorsed The Pacific Coast Highway of Avakael.
- : TURKEYISM endorsed The Seeker of Managers of East Malaysia.
- : TURKEYISM endorsed The Federative Archipelago of The Jamlandias.
- : TURKEYISM endorsed The Federal Republic of States of Carolina.
- : TURKEYISM endorsed The Constitutional Monarchy of Sericena.
- : TURKEYISM endorsed The Commonwealth of New Farsistan.
Endorsements Received: 45 » H-Zhena, A Slanted Black Stripe, Roissyland, Bullpups, Brotherland, Rhealaliit, Hizuru, Republic of Berzerkistan, The Holy Empire of Moronica, The Angel of Charity, Janoobi Jazair, Wiranath, Socialist Holy American Empire, Broengtopia, BearStackof2015, Someseni, VW53Aland, Just Vale 2, Kangarawa, Enlil, United China Nation, Axdel, Marrico, Am Echad, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, Kilkire, The United Neo American Union, Free sovereign Soviet socialist republic, Libertanny, Escade, Stanisiti, Sericena, Staynes, Mossy-Oak, America Mjolnir, Commodore Badger, La xinga, Avakael, Yemeni Locusts, Firenation91, Zukchiva, The Jamlandias, Matdor, BNV, and Feu de Glace.