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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,299thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,941stMost Conservative: 5,004th
The Democratic People's Republic of
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Stonks Callaghan
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Population2.068 billion

LeaderStonks Callaghan

Currencyyeet coin
Animalsmall child

The Democratic People's Republic of Turkmenbashistan is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Stonks Callaghan with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, public floggings, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.068 billion Turkbashis are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Khiykheeq. The average income tax rate is 80.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Turkmenbashistanian economy, worth 149 trillion yeet coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 72,514 yeet coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The act of reporting blasphemy is known as 'Orthodoxxing', every worker receives exactly the same pay regardless of productivity, to 'cut off family ties' is no longer just a phrase, and police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Turkmenbashistan's national animal is the small child, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Stonkscallaghanism.

Turkmenbashistan is ranked 204,384th in the world and 60th in APSIA for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -97.06 on the Hayek Index.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,299thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,941stMost Conservative: 5,004thMost Authoritarian: 7,797thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,984thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,084thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,394thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,091stLargest Black Market: 13,469thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,652ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,798thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,955thMost Ignorant Citizens: 14,172ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,607thLowest Crime Rates: 20,491st
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 2 » Matryn and Greater North American Confederacy.

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