by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,946thMost Influential: 5,846thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,521st
The United Syndicates of
Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State
Capitalism is based on human greed, socialism is based
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population1.782 billion

LeaderSome guy

Animalhairy armadillo

The United Syndicates of Turkmennoland is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Some guy with a fair hand, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.782 billion Turkmennopasel love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ran-Laglan. The average income tax rate is 73.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The from Turkmennoland economy, worth 105 trillion Turpasnokurs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Retail. Average income is 59,365 Turpasnokurs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, the meaning of life was recently discovered in the patch notes for Version 1.42, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, and hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Turkmennoland's national animal is the hairy armadillo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Turkmennoland is ranked 48,938th in the world and 133rd in New Western Empire for Most Developed, scoring 65.85 on the Human Development Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,946thMost Influential: 5,846thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,521stTop
Most Inclusive: 12,646thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,039thBest Weather: 13,602ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,785thNicest Citizens: 16,513thMost Secular: 17,170thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,858thHealthiest Citizens: 18,215thMost Income Equality: 18,528thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,066thLongest Average Lifespans: 19,841stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,522ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 20,833rdLargest Welfare Programs: 22,215thLowest Crime Rates: 23,077thMost Advanced Public Education: 23,276th
Most Income Equality: 7th in the regionTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 12th in the region

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