The Most Serene Republic of Turks of The Eastern Calculus is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by UBOA with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 899 million Calculusian Turks have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Madotsuki no Heya. The average income tax rate is 36.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Calculus Turkish economy, worth 66.3 trillion Uboas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 73,716 Uboas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A degree in UBOA Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers, in the Beginning was the Word and the Word was "Pragmatism", trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews, and UBOA has just been declared ruler of Turks of The Eastern Calculus in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Turks of The Eastern Calculus's national animal is the Turritopsis Dohrnii Medusa, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Turks of The Eastern Calculus is ranked 142,798^th in the world and 5,252^nd in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 9.4 Obesity Rate.