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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,344th Most Influential: 2,311th Most Avoided: 2,807th
The Exalted Supremacy of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Wee woo wee woo wee woo!
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population1.483 billion

CapitalDolan's Dominion

CurrencyDolan Dollar

The Exalted Supremacy of TurtleButtocks is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Dolan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.483 billion Minion of Dolans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dolan's Dominion. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.7%.

The all-consuming Dolanist economy, worth 182 trillion Dolan Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 122,990 Dolan Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 385,087 per year while the poor average 30,118, a ratio of 12.8 to 1.

Foreign nationals are widely distrusted, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, the country is preparing for war, and a light facial coating of soot is seen as the mark of an honest and hardworking man. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TurtleButtocks's national animal is the Dolanimal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Dolanism.

TurtleButtocks is ranked 152,470th in the world and 7,568th in The North Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 10.92 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,344thTop
Most Influential: 2,311thMost Avoided: 2,807thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,876thLargest Mining Sector: 2,888thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,941stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,487thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,375thFattest Citizens: 6,549thMost Conservative: 7,266thTop
Largest Black Market: 8,164thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,225thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,726thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,550thLargest Retail Industry: 9,584thMost Authoritarian: 10,599thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,014thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,039thHighest Disposable Incomes: 12,183rd
Largest Mining Sector: 84th in the regionMost Avoided: 94th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 95th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 157th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 215th in the regionFattest Citizens: 229th in the regionLargest Black Market: 238th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 247th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 334th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 339th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 359th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 407th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 458th in the regionMost Conservative: 464th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 478th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 567th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 620th in the regionMost Influential: 791st in the region

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Endorsements Received: 123 » Dar es Saalam, Pallaith, Yaorozu, The Rhein States, Sinelona, Notyoutopia, Alunya, Shin-Hachioji, Siwale, Jasminlandia, Omnistria, Territorio di Nessuno, Steampunk Ariel, PlanetPunk, Ethnon, Saturns Edge, Great Bights Mum, Uganda Knuckles UK, Corfad, Peldorn, Guer Aike, Sunto, Koda-Land, North Bratislava, Napnomadia, El Fiji Grande, Shibutani, Sundred, Bayern-Straubing, Kwaj, Maott, Zemnaya Svoboda, Q w e r t y, Acrabinnia, Novare Res, Holy Oranz, Shadowrik, Sil Dorsett, Marijuana Haven, Elder Realms, New Pruessen, Tappan Hills, Spartoptia, United Draconia, Plangainer, Selfgradatude, Ninjak30, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Ibiscaton, Pasargad, and 73 others.Guslantis, Frances Francis the First of France, Buckerino, Black Templares, Sheldanada, Steraz, Federation Terra Australis, Dreadton, New Bremerton, Joodey, Torakuen, Egalico, Trillius, The United States of Romania, Wineclaw, Tsardom of Leonlandia, General COE, Unimaginable Doom, Unsophisticate, SillyString, Ejhsa, Liberum Mundi, Kasazzastan, Newpromisedland, Victoriaans Nederlands, Apetopia, Lomjia, 1 very fast endotarter, Ikea Rike, Moubarakistan, Vikingiarchy, Aratani, SORT, Niradans, Babacar, Humptalumpta, Tire Sover, Free Azzaca, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, Noahs Second Country, Valhalla123, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, Former English Colony, Dadastan Archipelago, Rynion, Yokyo, Felpolandia, Test for a new hope, Willisonvilledaleton, Sea Ghost, Castle Federation, Alpinea, The Black Cathedral, Wilkshire, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Esplandia, Revolutionary Sealand, Justanistan, Haor Chall, Xentherida, Constantinolia, Kulgatha, Loli County, Ecronentia, Astrind, Zumlandia, Loutsland, Kobagia, Abject Ludicrosity, Samog, Xzavia-Hjar, and Glurponia.

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