The Exalted Supremacy of TurtleButtocks is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Dolan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.483 billion Minion of Dolans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dolan's Dominion. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.7%.
The all-consuming Dolanist economy, worth 182 trillion Dolan Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 122,990 Dolan Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 385,087 per year while the poor average 30,118, a ratio of 12.8 to 1.
Foreign nationals are widely distrusted, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, the country is preparing for war, and a light facial coating of soot is seen as the mark of an honest and hardworking man. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TurtleButtocks's national animal is the Dolanimal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Dolanism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : TurtleButtocks was endorsed by The United Regions of Glurponia.
- : TurtleButtocks was endorsed by The United Kingdom of Savaaria.
- : TurtleButtocks was endorsed by The Blood Caliphate of Xzavia-Hjar.
- : TurtleButtocks was endorsed by The Republic of Samog.
- : TurtleButtocks was endorsed by The Nonsensical Absurdity of Abject Ludicrosity.
- : TurtleButtocks was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Kobagia.
- : TurtleButtocks was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Loutsland.
- : TurtleButtocks was endorsed by The Republic of Zumlandia.
- : Following new legislation in TurtleButtocks, a light facial coating of soot is seen as the mark of an honest and hardworking man.
- : Following new legislation in TurtleButtocks, the country is preparing for war.
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