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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,464thMost Inclusive: 2,820thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,262nd
The Matriarchy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
We're e-turtle-y grateful for these little guys. :)
Oh Great Turtle Queen
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Turtlesturtlesturtles

Population10.872 billion

CapitalTurtletopia
LeaderOh Great Turtle Queen

Currencytiny baby tortoise
Animalturtle

The Matriarchy of Turtlesturtlesturtles is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Oh Great Turtle Queen with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.872 billion Turtles have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turtletopia. The average income tax rate is 77.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Turtlekin economy, worth a remarkable 2,056 trillion tiny baby tortoises a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 189,118 tiny baby tortoises, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Children grow up long before the paperwork for their lemonade stands can be sorted out, flipping a coin to make a decision leads to a referral to Gambling Addiction Services, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students, and vaccinations are mandatory. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Turtlesturtlesturtles's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Turtlesturtlesturtles is ranked 12,379th in the world and 122nd in Forest for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.26 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,464thTop
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Most Inclusive: 2,820thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,262ndMost Cultured: 3,359thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,738thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,974thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,173rdSafest: 4,974thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,382ndMost Developed: 5,684thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,815thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,916thBest Weather: 6,104thSmartest Citizens: 6,243rdMost Pacifist: 6,839thHighest Economic Output: 7,087thLargest Governments: 7,259thLowest Crime Rates: 7,312thHighest Average Incomes: 7,367thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,654thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,838thHealthiest Citizens: 7,925thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,552ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,258thMost Stationary: 10,054thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 10,511thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,454thMost Efficient Economies: 12,080thLeast Corrupt Governments: 12,379thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,634thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,157thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,238thMost Secular: 15,768thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,914thNicest Citizens: 16,386thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,490thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,353rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,416th
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 11th in the regionMost Stationary: 12th in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 24th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 27th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 40th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 41st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Turtlesturtlesturtles was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Turtlesturtlesturtles, vaccinations are mandatory.
  • : Following new legislation in Turtlesturtlesturtles, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students.
  • : Turtlesturtlesturtles changed its national animal to "turtle".
  • : Following new legislation in Turtlesturtlesturtles, flipping a coin to make a decision leads to a referral to Gambling Addiction Services.
  • : Following new legislation in Turtlesturtlesturtles, children grow up long before the paperwork for their lemonade stands can be sorted out.
  • : Turtlesturtlesturtles changed its national currency to "tiny baby tortoise".
  • : Turtlesturtlesturtles was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Turtlesturtlesturtles was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Following new legislation in Turtlesturtlesturtles, celebrity wrestlers thumb their nose at due process.

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