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Tuvaltastan

Population16.87 billion

CapitalNovosibirsk
LeaderMark Lirakov

CurrencyKirib
AnimalHuman

The Mapmaking Nation of Tuvaltastan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mark Lirakov with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful population of 16.87 billion Tuvalts are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novosibirsk. The average income tax rate is 91.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Tuvaltastanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,425 trillion Kiribs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 84,517 Kiribs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The fines for getting caught with the wrong recipe book can force Tuvalts into bankruptcy, janitors and factory workers are often better educated than the bosses they work for, jokes told in elementary school often come back to haunt politicians, and the nation's hospitals are criticized for caring more about profits than patients. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tuvaltastan's national animal is the Human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tuvaltastan is ranked 17,188th in the world and 416th in The East Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 96 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Highest Food Quality: 15,774thMost Cultured: 17,188thMost Secular: 18,526thHealthiest Citizens: 18,759thHighest Economic Output: 18,886thSmartest Citizens: 19,188thMost Rebellious Youth: 21,419thLargest Governments: 21,816thLargest Populations: 21,867thMost Inclusive: 23,588thSafest: 25,025thNicest Citizens: 25,558thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 26,977thMost Income Equality: 29,585th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 57th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 82nd in the regionBest Weather: 95th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 119th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 145th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 152nd in the regionLargest Populations: 159th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 189th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 192nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 216th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 225th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 282nd in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 303rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 313th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 328th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 366th in the regionNudest: 367th in the regionMost Secular: 400th in the regionMost Cultured: 416th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 421st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 424th in the regionLargest Governments: 445th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 483rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 489th in the regionNicest Citizens: 584th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 9 » Langburn, La Xinga, Troc, Wiranath, Dremaur, Merlovich, Empire of Dabiristan, Hizuru, and Stellar Colonies.

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