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Highest Drug Use: 2,814thFattest Citizens: 8,245thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11,991st
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Twerking

Population331 million

CapitalThicc

CurrencyCredit
Animalass

The Free Land of Twerking is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, devout population of 331 million Twerks enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thicc. The average income tax rate is 40.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Twerkingian economy, worth 12.7 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Gambling, Pizza Delivery, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 38,294 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, Twerking recently decided against having a capital city, the government is spending billions of Credits on a fancy space probe to find a planet that may not even exist, and the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass". Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Twerking's national animal is the ass.

Twerking is ranked 200,361st in the world and 5th in Pontbridge Islands for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 411.46 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Highest Drug Use: 2,814thFattest Citizens: 8,245thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11,991stTop
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Most Devout: 12,582ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,034thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13,223rdMost Rebellious Youth: 13,354thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15,650thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 19,359thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 20,705thLargest Gambling Industry: 23,908th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Twerking, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass".
  • : Twerking changed its national capital to "Thicc".
  • : Following new legislation in Twerking, the government is spending billions of Credits on a fancy space probe to find a planet that may not even exist.
  • : Following new legislation in Twerking, Twerking recently decided against having a capital city.
  • : Twerking was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate and the Top 10% for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Twerking, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • : Following new legislation in Twerking, all prisons have been eliminated.
  • : Following new legislation in Twerking, hospitals have poor data security but send lots of bodies to be encrypted.
  • : Following new legislation in Twerking, recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed.
  • : Twerking was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens and the Top 10% for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, Largest Soda Pop Sector, Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, and Most Devout.

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