The People's Republic of Twoole is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 361 million Twooleans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 74.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Twoolean economy, worth 12.4 trillion Drachmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is 34,255 Drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Untold millions of Drachmas are going into a new government-funded maternity leave scheme, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, and the Twoolean Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Twoole's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Twoole is ranked 62,703^rd in the world and 2,670^th in the South Pacific for Most Secular, with 20.95 Atheism Rate.