by Max Barry

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Nudest: 315thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,809thMost Influential: 2,174th
The Communist Monarchy of
Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship
Happiness, Justice, Environnement
Civil Rights
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Population6.905 billion



The Communist Monarchy of Tyanelia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 6.905 billion Tyanelians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kppnn. The average income tax rate is 94.4%.

The very strong Tyanelian economy, worth 634 trillion Tyas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 91,908 Tyas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ersatz chicken has left the nation's citizens with a bad taste in their mouths, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, the news is showing footage of Leader bullying an old man to the point of tears, and the slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tyanelia's national animal is the Reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tyanelia is ranked 181,816th in the world and 943rd in Europeia for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -6.48 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Nudest: 315thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,809thTop
Most Influential: 2,174thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,285thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,416thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,146thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,150thBest Weather: 6,052ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,567thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,587thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,299thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,528thMost Pacifist: 8,759thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,805thLowest Crime Rates: 9,336thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,384thLargest Governments: 9,963rdTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 10,815thNicest Citizens: 10,875thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,269thMost Inclusive: 11,882ndSafest: 12,161stLongest Average Lifespans: 12,329thMost Cultured: 14,408thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,363rdHealthiest Citizens: 16,594thSmartest Citizens: 17,411thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,417thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,755th
Nudest: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 19th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 44th in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 58th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 65th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 70th in the regionBest Weather: 80th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 85th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 88th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 98th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 99th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 104th in the region

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