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Most Authoritarian: 7,298thMost Conservative: 8,125thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14,958th
The Armed Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
we stomp out the flame of rebellion
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Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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TYKEXS

Population62 million

CurrencyYen
Animalfox

The Armed Republic of TYKEXS is a large, orderly nation, remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, compulsory vegetarianism, and enslaved workforce. The cynical population of 62 million TYKEXSians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 60.0%.

The sizeable but inefficient TYKEXSian economy, worth 2.65 trillion Yen a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 42,821 Yen, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Hand-to-hand combat experience is udderly essential for all dairy ranchers, the police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes, people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety, and hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TYKEXS's national animal is the fox.

TYKEXS is ranked 226,290th in the world and 8th in Anihaven for Rudest Citizens, with 14.68 Insults Per Minute.

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Most Authoritarian: 7,298thMost Conservative: 8,125thTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 14,958thMost Ignorant Citizens: 16,436th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : TYKEXS created a custom banner.
  • : Following new legislation in TYKEXS, hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments.
  • : Following new legislation in TYKEXS, people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety.
  • : Following new legislation in TYKEXS, the police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes.
  • : Following new legislation in TYKEXS, hand-to-hand combat experience is udderly essential for all dairy ranchers.
  • : Following new legislation in TYKEXS, proletariat workers identify less with the hammer and sickle and more with the touchscreen and phone charger.
  • : Following new legislation in TYKEXS, unshaven men are viewed with suspicion in courts of law.
  • : Following new legislation in TYKEXS, the government is cracking down on subversive groups.
  • : Following new legislation in TYKEXS, a valid legal defense is 'dead men tell no tales'.
  • : Following new legislation in TYKEXS, research grant proposals read like political diatribes.

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