by Max Barry

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,256thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,834thMost Influential: 4,957th
The Nerd-Run Fan Club of
Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State
Malum Accurantur (itís Latin)
President Tyler
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population6.079 billion

CapitalTyphania City
LeaderPresident Tyler


The Nerd-Run Fan Club of Typhania is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by President Tyler with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 6.079 billion Typhanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Typhania City. The average income tax rate is 81.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Typhanian economy, worth 609 trillion FitnessGramPacerTests a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,331 FitnessGramPacerTests, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sex education has become an intricate maze of stick figures and complex metaphors, online weather reports are predicting five years of glorious sunshine for Typhania, motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas, and one does not simply walk into the tundra. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Typhania's national animal is the Hedgehog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Typhania is ranked 155,059th in the world and 4,464th in the West Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -95.1 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,256thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,834thMost Influential: 4,957thMost Devout: 5,570thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,257thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,763rdMost Pacifist: 7,079thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,128thNicest Citizens: 7,329thBest Weather: 7,543rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,534thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,735thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,956thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,093rdMost Cultured: 9,355thLowest Crime Rates: 9,891stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,161stMost Developed: 10,292ndTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 10,488thHealthiest Citizens: 10,552ndMost Inclusive: 10,976thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,678thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,827thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,250thSmartest Citizens: 16,350thMost Stationary: 16,574thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,663rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,071stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 18,150thLargest Governments: 18,294th
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 19th in the regionTop
Most Devout: 73rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 122nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 126th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 176th in the regionBest Weather: 178th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 180th in the regionMost Pacifist: 183rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 184th in the regionMost Cultured: 194th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 195th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 199th in the regionMost Influential: 200th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 201st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 201st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 203rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 219th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 235th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 236th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 246th in the regionMost Developed: 246th in the regionMost Stationary: 248th in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 297th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 308th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 309th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 335th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 355th in the regionLargest Governments: 357th in the regionLargest Populations: 367th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 368th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 389th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 406th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 502nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 542nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 549th in the region

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